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24 Feb 2021
The Rebel Flag doesn't mean "the south will rise again" anymore.
Now it means "Meth is available for sale at this double-wide trailer."
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Trump: "Nice Kennedy Center you have there. It'd be a shame if something happened to it. "nine.com.au/world-news/usa/t…
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BREAKING: Spencer Pratt supporters are now reporting that a large number of his ballots have been discovered in a dumpster on Venus.
Elon Musk has promised a mission to go rescue them.
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Jun 14
Trump wants you to know that his algae is longer than buildings are tall.
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Jun 14
The White House staff is now in the situation room trying to figure out how to blame the bad weather on Joe Biden.
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Jun 13
When Trump finally fails to wake up from his daily office nap America will erase his name from history just like it was erased from the Kennedy Center.
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Jun 13
I was told if I didn't vote for Trump, gas prices would skyrocket, energy bills would double, we would be in a pointless war and inflation would soar out of control.
I didn't vote for Trump, and here we are. I guess they were right.
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Jun 13
The appearance of the Kennedy Center has been greatly improved, wouldn't you agree?
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Jun 13
I like that an audience gathered to cheer on the removal of the orange imbecile's name from the Kennedy Center.
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Jun 12
I finally understand how Trump can claim to have ended so many wars.
He has ended the Iran war like 40 times so far.
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Jun 12
Truly, Trump just guesses that there's an Iran deal every day, figuring one day he'll be right.
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Jun 11
In less than 100 years the US government has gone from outlawing alcohol to promoting beer brands at the white house.
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Jun 11
There has never been a leader more susceptible to phony-ass flattery than Donald Fucking Trump.
Nehls: Donald Trump is the best thing to happen to this country in a hundred years. He was born a very special baby. I bet the doctors said, “I can tell this is a very special baby.”
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Jun 11
Look, Trump loves debt, he loves lowering interest rates, he has to make the markets rise, even artificially.
In other words he loves things that cause inflation to rise.
His only hope is to convince his MAGA followers that inflation is a good thing.
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Jun 10
Heil Hitler Miller was too on the nose?
Jun 10
It’s been a very exciting week in the Miller household.
Hawthorne Hayes Miller was born on June 3rd at 9:04am growing our crew to 4 kids 5 and under.
Babies are the absolute best. Our home is filled with so much love, laughter, and joy.
It’s an incredible feeling to know that you can make an entire person from scratch. I truly recommend parenthood — it’s a 10/10 life experience.
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Jun 10
Hilarious that Trump skips Don Jr.'s wedding because "there's a war on" but the orange imbecile is sitting on his huge ass at a Knicks game while Iran shoots down a US attack helicopter.
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He Climbed The Wall To Tear Down Trump’s Picture 😳 #Trump #Politics #Viral⸻ youtube.com/shorts/qbHWv7bm4… via @YouTube
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MAGAs: "Immigrants must assimilate!"
Melania after 30 years in America: "I vant to saahck yahr blaahd."
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