Oregon → @ASIJ → @UCBerkeley → Tochigi → @JapanEcho → @Nippon_en translator/editor in Tokyo, sometimes Nagano. I hope the universe love you today.
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Jun 13
The reason Afghanistan doesn't top the Winter Olympics medal count is because all their best athletes are playing buzkashi
Jun 12
The reason Ethiopia doesn’t win the Super Bowl is because all of their best athletes are in long distance running.
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May 28
I once had to master text layout for print, and I learned how to hyphenate properly and avoid widows and orphans, and none of that matters any more in the age of web text only, but I am still glad I had that experience. I also learned to drive on a 1966 MT Datsun. Same feel.
May 27
Manual transmissions are dumb. It doesn't improve MPG, marginally improves reliability over the lifetime of the car, and it doesn't give you "more control" over your car.
You only say this shit cuz you made cars your personality and feel personally attacked when people disagree
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May 28
Flirtation, by Eugene de Blaas, 1894
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May 26
PICARD: Data, shields up
DATA: Brilliant! Shields can reduce damage we sustain. Not immunity. Not hubris. Just prudence. It's not precaution—it's strategy.
[camera shakes]
WORF: HULL BREACHES ON NINE DECKS
DATA: Here's what happened: you told me to raise shields, and I didn't
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May 26
I liked the Enhanced Games a lot more when I watched them in 1988
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At least when he's asleep, he isn't raping children.
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May 12
The person at Calbee who came up with this monochrome bag idea needs to get an enormous bonus this year for scoring this much free coverage (and we haven't even gotten to the "here's my black and white potato chips" social media avalanche yet).
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Apr 22
Eventually the arcane baseball stat and impenetrable monitor designation timelines converge and we understand that XWOBA and WUXGA are the same thing.
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Apr 9
This is so great to see. We always did this (usually just with a hammer and a nail) in the hard drive days but then you could actually dust all those platters.
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Apr 7
this should come in super handy for people who want to read books on Post-Its™
Apr 6
Remember that really tiny e-reader I showed off a few months ago? Well they make a smaller one now that fits on the back of every iPhone with MagSafe.
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Mar 19
This was a fun one. Gonna play it again.
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MOS 6510
Apr 5
初めて使ったPCのCPU教えて欲しい！！！！
自分はCore i7 3770
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Apr 6
There was a 22.1% rise in cancellations in 2025 compared to 2024, up from 1,184 to 1,446.
Forced deportations rose around 30% YOY to 318.
Takaichi was PM for a bit over 2 months of this period.
Apr 5
Since the Takaichi administration took office, there has been a 22% increase in cancellations of residency status, and reports have suggested a roughly 30 % increase in forced deportations (year‑over‑year).
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Now that Artemis II has launched we have 10 days to get everyone on Earth a Planet of the Apes costume so we can do something hilarious when the astronauts return 😁
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