Joined July 2008
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May 13
I’ve been studying a lot lately. I’ve been stacking Master Gardener volunteer experience, turfgrass management training, certified horticulturist credentials, GI-BMP training/instructor work, and VERY hands on experience from running my own garden business as I try to become some kind of plant educator guy. I’m looking for more opportunities to learn/teach/deepen my knowledge of horticulture so I can help people better understand plants and practices. And frankly, would just like my own HGTV show if any of you knows anybody who could make that happen.
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Jun 15
florida’s so dang beautiful
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Jun 15
why is it so natural to see proof of every smile you’ve ever shone, fossils of your life’s joy, and think to wipe away all signs they were ever there? I wish that thought were easier to quiet.
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Jun 14
need to just be 40 already.. 39 is giving too much not a girl not yet a woman
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Jun 12
aegon, visenya, and rhaenys before making westeros great again
Posted and then almost instantaneously removed. What the literal hell is this?
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Jun 12
Hunter Biden reveals he would run as Vice President on a Gavin Newsom presidential ticket in 2028, TMZ reports.
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Hunter Biden's comment about running as VP was made jokingly on Newsom's podcast, where he said he'd only do so because the VP residence is "cooler" and the job "easier." tmz.com/2026/06/11/hun… nypost.com/2026/06/11/us-…
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Jun 11
mrs. lovett:
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if i start selling pussy can y’all pls buy it
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Jun 11
incredible double rainbow here in swfl
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Jun 7
It’s very interesting watching people scramble to decide if it’s woke or unwoke to lust after Hunter Biden.
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Jun 6
I need neuralink for thumb strain purposes.
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Jun 6
dyed beard gotta be one of the spookiest things
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Jun 6
just called a pile of mulch yummy.. it just had that ripe look
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Jun 6
been losing weight from a kind of anhedonic place.. something something loss of will, something something poor man’s GLP1… idk workshop it if you want
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Jun 6
I’m doing hyperlocal activism as an art project, does this make sense Y or N
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Jun 5
pissing gen z off on here with clav posts, pissing boomers off on fb with property tax posts, and then posting gentle flower pollination videos for my millennials on ig because all we have is each other
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Jun 5
omg this tree is so beautiful, what’s it’s called? “Golden Shower” Tree..? Oh… uhh.. maybe I’ll just call it by its Latin name… oooo Cassia… uhh… fistula?? :(
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Jun 5
y’all can seethe, he looks beautiful
Clavicular is going to get addicted to plastic surgery and become a grotesque Michael Jacksonesque type
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Jun 5
I’ve made peace with only engaging a guy’s hot/sexy/fun selfies and pretending I don’t see any of their political takes which seem to be a fever dream blend of infographics, a gilead press release, and something they once heard from their sister.
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Jun 5
The way mycelium is the main underground entity, sending up fruiting bodies that appear to us as individual mushrooms, reminds me of
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Jun 4
I revere Francois Sagat like I do the Sistine Chapel or the Lincoln Memorial. Truly an institution unto himself.
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Jun 4
The koolaid pineapple is the CIA repurposing unused AI fruit.
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