A Guy who does sports and gambling and stuff

Joined December 2017
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Emotionally need a break from the game of poker... too damn old to waste the time. A burning conundrum!
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Zelda: OoT came out when I was 12. I was a shy, nerdy kid and the game meant a lot to young me. Now the remake is coming out when my shy, nerdy, autistic Son is 11. I can't put to words how much this means to me. I can't wait to experience this game with him.
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time will be reborn on Nintendo Switch 2 in 2026. #NintendoDirect
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this is objectively hilarious my god y’all did amazing
put my brother to rest this week πŸ’” he used to joke about making people put band stickers on his casket and throwing candy inside. never thought that day would come so soon but we made sure he had the most punk coffin in history
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Watched three Carrot Corner videos today and came into my session feeling very prepared to crush the game. I have to say, for all the studying, the game is easiest when you just hit quads. Maybe some videos on doing that next, @Carroters1?
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Trooper trying to play the "too cool for this" act, claiming he doesn't care... all just to start dropping F-bombs and calling @ryandepauloo a little bitch and give it all up at the end? That's a Trooper moment to end all of them! Man was in PAIN.
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Don't forget to piss on your local @olivegarden today.
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Happy pride!!!
Trust me. Gay is in. Gay is hot. I want some gay. Gay it's gonna be.
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This whole Patagonia vs. Pattie Gonia situation is wild. If you just take a few minutes to look into the lawsuit, Pattie's trademark filing, emails sent, etc. It becomes clear that Pattie is 100% in the wrong. But so many people just default to "big company bad". It's mental.
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🎡I know someday you'll have a beautiful life, I know you'll be a star In somebody else's sky, but why, why Why can't it be, oh, can't it be mine?🎡
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I've spent many nights trying to think of the best, funniest way to use this picture. But, at this point, I just want you to see it
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Poker had tilted me to the point where I didn't want to play tonight, so I played Mario Kart instead. Mario Kart tilted me more, so now I can't wait to play poker again!
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Trust me. Gay is in. Gay is hot. I want some gay. Gay it's gonna be.
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Im sorry that my American penis is not as good as yours.
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I would have died for this girl.
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Trump has gone golfing 14 times since the Iran War started. He has spent umpteen hours obsessing over every Republican who ever crossed him, over his ballroom, his arch, his reflecting pool renovation. But his oldest son gets married and it's "I have a thing called Iran" lol
Q: Are you attending your son's wedding this weekend? TRUMP: Uhhhh. He'd like me to go. I'm gonna try and make it. I said, 'This is not good timing for me. I have a thing called Iran and other things.'
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Good morning @lukebryan I hope you climb tree good today.
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Not fifteen, one hundred! One hundred smoothies I ordered!
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WHERE'S MY GOD DAMN ELECTRIC CAR, BRUCE?!
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🚨 GIVEAWAY 🚨 I am giving away 5 $11 Sunday Splash and 5 $22 Sunday Smash tickets 🎟️ For your chance to win β˜‘οΈ Repost β˜‘οΈ Follow β˜‘οΈ Comment your ACR name
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girl: sex in the basement? oh you're a real freak... want me to chain you to the pipes and duct tape your mouth? πŸ˜‰ guy who can only cum if he's looking at a spider: no thats okay. just the basement please
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