Comedian (@FallonTonight @Midnight @primevideo @latelateshow). Former rec center middle management. Current suffering Seattle sports fan
Joined June 2009
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Looney Tunes hasn’t aged well
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“Everyone today is talking about the New York Knicks finally winning the title.
But you know who else made a comeback to end a curse?
you guys open your Bibles…”
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Are you there God, it’s me Mariners fan?
So, what will the next great championship draught to end in American sports?
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Went to the south and learned why the SEC feels the way it does about Tennessee
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And AFTER ALL THAT, Oregon still hasn’t won a natty 💅
FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 53 YEARS, THE KNICKS ARE NBA CHAMPIONS 🏆
New York defeats San Antonio 4-1 in the NBA Finals, capturing their third championship in franchise history!
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45 points in a game to give the Knicks the NBA title?!?!
Brunson so cold in that game Ted Cruz was seen leaving the state to Mexico.
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You hacks can crap on @arbys all you want but on a late night drive in the middle of nowhere Wisconsin, a #2 with Arby’s sauce and a diet Dr Pepper will be there for you and your hipster ramen joint won’t be
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Finally American american who understands
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Dustin Nickerson retweeted
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So, so true!
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Mariners 🤝 Team USA
Dominating a national team
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My captain Christian
My coach Argentinian
Just like Michael Scott
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And it is so embarrassing for the NBA and NFL that FIFA found a solution for flopping before they did.
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Great first half! And there’s no San Antonio Spurs on this team, right?
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*Me, a 41 year old watching the World Cup and it’s a hydration break
“Probably a good idea for me to drink some water too”
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The USA is hosting the party. It was only polite of Paraguay to give a gift.
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Dustin Nickerson retweeted
Jun 12
It's time to drop some Costco facts.
Watch the Costco episode with the hilarious @DustinNickerson on @nateland_ent
#costco #PodcastClips #comics #podcast
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Ryan Reynolds when Canada is playing a World Cup game
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