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Dustin The Turkey @DustinOfficial

I'm a builder/singer/politician/megastar/ladies man/model/poet/artist/genius & UNICEF Goodwill Ambassador

Joined September 2009
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Dustin The Turkey@DustinOfficial
20 Mar 2024
I know he thinks he’s no longer the right man for the job, and I know loads of people don’t rate him at all but I think it’s only fair to point out his achievements, I mean he’s only forty five AND he owns his OWN house, not every Irish 45 year old can say that. #LeoVaradkar
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I used to find Parrot’s a bit full of themselves with their big coloured feathers and ability to talk, but now I’m just hoping & praying this one does a bit better at The World Cup than I did at Eurovision….where I was robbed, ROBBED I SAY!!!! #COYBIG #OleOleOle 🦜 ⚽️ 🏆🇮🇪🦃
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Tonight at 9pm Gogglebox becomes GobbleBox as meself Ray and the two Brits from Zog get to hang out and watch some great telly… #GoggleboxIRL
Virgin Media Television@VirginMedia_TV
10 Sep 2025
The Den are back! But this time, they’re watching the telly… 🤩 Celebrity Gogglebox | Tonight at 9pm on Virgin Media Play & Virgin Media One 📺
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Breaking News: Following yesterdays roll out of Oasis tickets @Ryanair Michael O’Leary has called it “their finest moment yet” triggering rumours that he is Noel’s choice to produce their next album, though it’s believed Liam would like Price Waterhouse Cooper to produce. #Oasis
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I post this and three hours later Joe quits. Coincidence? I don’t think so… You’re welcome…WORLD. #Biden2024 #BidenArasBound
Dustin The Turkey@DustinOfficial
21 Jul 2024
So I’ve had an idea. It’s a goodie. And when I say a goodie I mean it’s an idea that could save the world. Here is my idea… @PresidentIRL why don’t you send @POTUS a WhatsApp and offer him your gig/gaff/title if he quits the race? He ❤️’s Ireland. You ❤️ Peace. Win/Win
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So I’ve had an idea. It’s a goodie. And when I say a goodie I mean it’s an idea that could save the world. Here is my idea… @PresidentIRL why don’t you send @POTUS a WhatsApp and offer him your gig/gaff/title if he quits the race? He ❤️’s Ireland. You ❤️ Peace. Win/Win
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Although he abandoned me back in the day I’ve always stuck to my word about NEVER telling anyone why Ray “left” The Den (AnneDoyle). Anyway he’s found a new pal (not) as funny as me and their new pod with ⁦really is #BrilloMcBrillo. ⁦@thejasonbyrne⁩ podcasts.apple.com/ie/podcas…

Thistle Cutting , Pottery and Gymnastics

Podcast Episode · Ray Jay's "Limited Run" · 6 July 2024 · 36min

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Caught up with me old pal Ray last night in Trinity where the Drama Society awarded me with an honorary doctorate for my Outstanding Contribution To Humanity, The Arts & Novelty Records. Massive thanks to the thousands of my fans who came out to say hi. Love you all, Dr. Dustin.
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If RTÉ had more Larry’s it’d have more laughs and more love flowing its way. He was the best. #RIPLarryMasterson rte.ie/entertainment/2024/04…

Former television producer Larry Masterson dies aged 73

Larry Masterson, who produced many of RTÉ's flagship entertainment programmes including The Late Late Show, has died aged 73.

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It’s World Puppet Day. I’m not a fan of puppets myself and it’s a FACT that anyone who hangs around puppets is a bit weird and to be avoided at all times but if Pigeons (who are 100% thick) can have a world day of their own then puppets can too. Happy#WorldPuppetryDay Y’All!
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I’ve sent my plan as incoming Chair Of RTÉ to the Minister. 1. Direct Funding via Tayto 2. The instant return of The Den 3. A pledge that RTÉ News will continue to be mainly about RTÉ. 4. A pledge to stop all future negative reports on housing and National Children’s Hospital.
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GWAN YA GOOD THING!!!!! I’ve a spare trolley if you need it for your luggage…. @Bambiethug
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Graham Norton is a massive fan of my work, always has been. He asked for a photo with me and of course I said yeah. Then of course some of the hangers on that you always get around real talent like me & Graham turn up and photo bomb Graham’s big moment. #PoorGraham #LOLIreland
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Breaking News: German retail giant Lidl set to rebrand in Ireland as Croke Park Stores. More later….
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PHEW #StStephen
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Of all the mega global hit podcasts I’ve done this week this one with @jenhoganjourno is me fav….two great birds, one funny one and one posh one, we’re like Joanne & Vague but without the Brit Licking…..or sold out arenas or the nearly/not really royal husband.
Jen Hogan⚡@jenhoganjourno
14 Dec 2023
The Christmas episode of Mamia & Me is live! Had a pain in my face from laughing,recording this one. With the utterly hilarious @GiftGrubMario and national treasure(?!)@DustinOfficial (who's also pretty funny,in fairness 😜)Wherever you get your podcasts. podcasts.apple.com/ie/podcas…
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Call the Guards. Another year another robbery….Like my tribe couldn’t do with a boost in December. Time is 100% anti fowl.
TIME
@TIME
6 Dec 2023
Taylor Swift (@taylorswift13) is TIME's 2023 Person of the Year ti.me/3TaNwYu
Taylor Swift is TIME's Person of the Year. Photographs by Inez and Vinoodh for TIME

ALT Taylor Swift is TIME's Person of the Year. Photographs by Inez and Vinoodh for TIME
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I tell ya wha….he’s no Pat Kenny. #LateLateToyShow
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Chicago & Tullamore - two of the worlds greatest towns come together! So make sure you catch Tullamore’s Sacred Heart upcoming production of Chicago…. For three nights only! Roll Up! Roll Up! & Retweet!!! eskerarts.ie/events/chicago
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RTÉjr@RTEjr
28 Oct 2023
The #Storybud ghouls get their claws into #Halloween! Starting Monday on @rte2 & @RTEplayer Featuring @thejasonbyrne @TaraLynneONeil1 @DustinOfficial @PantiBliss @KiteEnt
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