Funpoaster, annoyingly Catholic, things I like found here, get the anthologies I've been in, pfp by @FerdsParrow
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19 Dec 2024
This is important...
Not really, but it's fun, and my stuff is good, so go read it
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18 Sep 2024
Short thread of anthologies I've graciously been accepted to contribute to despite myself, if anyone is interested in reading some cool stories about dinosaurs, swordfights, gunfights, hot redheads, and snake women
And also dinosaurs
Man there's a lot of dinosaurs in my work...
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Do yall think 30-30 is good for this?
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Live audience participation always enhances these events
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Jun 13
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE PARAGUAY IS
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Jun 9
Saba Fans Can't Catch A Break
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A lot of people say the shortest man in the Bible is Knee-high-emiah, but it’s actually Bildad the Shoe-Height
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i’m not stuck in line behind Elon Musk at walmart listening to him lose his mind cause he can’t put Zyns on an EBT card.
Jun 13
Elon Musk is a trillionaire but it’s def the people on SNAP ruining your life
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After Pope Francis I now have the Catholicism of a Medieval sod farmer.
“Who’s the Pope?” “Don’t know. Don’t care.”
“Ya hear what the Pope said?” “Nope.”
“The Pope’s an idiot & a fraud.” “Take that back or I’ll whip your ass right here & now.”
“I’ll see you at Mass.” “Yep.”
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Allow me to theology nerd for a beat
It has not been "transformed"
The form of the thing is what it appears as
The substance of the thing is what it actually is
So, like, strap in for a nerdy discourse
I liken it to Polymorph in D&D
So, hang with me
Jun 12
When the bell rings for the second time, the bread has been transformed into the true body and blood of Christ.
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There's more to that, but tbh I'm not the best versed on Eucharistic Miracles, so feel free to look that up
But what I can say is that "transubstantiation" is real
The substance changes, and only in EXTREMELY RARE instances does the actual form change
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But when it happens, we should take note and investigate thoroughly
And the Church does
VERY thoroughly
Confirmed Eucharistic miracles are one of the proofs of Catholicism that those with eyes to see can understand
Much like Lourdes
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This is gorgeous
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Glad I just ordered...
Hang on...
Well I can't tell from Shop but apparently it wasn't this, so probably like five or whatever
Been seeing some images of the jorbs and they look much bigger than expected. I really do not know how the hell the starknights who ordered 1000 jorbs will even handle these
Photo taken by Davo in Phase discord
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type of shit id be digging out of the garbage cans at the end of the con to collect into a binder
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Finally got my Meemaw fumo and it drank all my liquor
@AmanogawaShiina
This creature arrived in the mail today and when I got home my liquor bottle looked like this
What has Sakana unleashed...
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This creature arrived in the mail today and when I got home my liquor bottle looked like this
What has Sakana unleashed...
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Also got these dope keychains and standees
And the standees do, indeed, spin as advertised
I did have to replace the cheap crap holding rings on the keychains with split rings bc I am not losing these due to shoddy construction
Still very cute!
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