mid 30's Brit. LFC fan, Drinker, foul mouthed, flirt. Chef. Still hasn't let go getting called chubby by the former Duke of Edinburgh
Joined February 2009
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27 Oct 2021
Haven’t seen this anywhere yet. BUT if the end credit scene for #Lightyear isn’t a young Andy and his mum coming out the cinema and him asking for the toy @Pixar have missed a trick.
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Here I am keeping good company with @DrewBarrymoreTV and I don’t have 1,000 bottles of lube at the house • gunitbrands.com
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2 Aug 2024
I love this quote today
“Liverpool has always been a melting pot of people coming in over the centuries. It’s a city of immigrants really isn’t it? The more people who come in, it makes a spicier pan of Scouse.”
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28 Feb 2024
Has he “hit back”? what the fuck does that even mean. 😂😂
27 Feb 2024
Mauricio Pochettino has hit back at Gary Neville over his "billion pound bottlers" jibe at Chelsea 👀
“He is Manchester United and wanted Liverpool to lose!" 🗣️
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25 Jul 2023
Because there’s a power shifting in social media and that. I’m on BlueSky now as well…if you have it and I haven’t found you yet. Shout me.
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25 Jul 2023
And yes. My header is currently a share box of nuggets. What of it.
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23 Jul 2023
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I took 1 star reviews of #Barbie from furious men on letterboxd and put them on the posters because it makes the film seem ever cooler.
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23 Jun 2023
Arctic Monkeys - Fluorescent Adolescent (Glastonbury 2023)
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19 May 2023
Ranking my Top 5 Naby Keita injuries/reasons for unavailability during his time at Liverpool
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19 May 2023
Naby Keita coming on tomorrow with 4 minutes to go
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15 May 2023
15 May 2023
STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND WATCH THIS STRIKE FROM TRENT ALEXANDER-ARNOLD 🤯
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13 May 2023
Having said that it’s nice to see X23 getting work outside the Marvel Universe
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13 May 2023
Some Twitter people seem to be upset Gonzo of the muppets has come out non-binary/Trans…. Gonzo. The felt, space traveler with a sexual attraction to chickens. You be you Gonzo
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