Purely Ornamental. Print maker and designer.

Joined December 2013
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Who remembers this banger? Nearly 20 years ago 😳😳😳
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Verruca that Bazooka
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I’m not big on formal clothes, but I’d wear the fuck out of this tie
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Might buy this and be completely ready for summer
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Little vegetable prints available in my shop now
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I’ve just read thad David Hockney has died. A sad day
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My eyes are so ridiculously squonky Thank god for glasses 🤓
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Das Ist Techno Sex 2/3 pint
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I’m really pleased with the first three vegetable prints I’ve done
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Sage tea - a complete revelation
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Smells of child’s vomit, tastes amazing
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Mildly proud of my incredibly helpful comment on FB to a friend whose booking acts for a gig
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These plug sockets scare me and make me laugh in equal measure *they work perfectly
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Baby Vera
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The hydraulic height adjuster on my chair keeps making the chair sink over the period of an hour, and I keep finding myself in a ridiculous position

ALT Bear Sits In Chair, And Is Very Proud Of Himself For Doing So GIF

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The peapod is looking ok I think
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Today’s carving will be peas in a pod
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I’ve got all the ingredients in the fridge for a delicious Sausage Caesar Salad

ALT Will Ferrell I Messed Up GIF

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I always like a very literal and overly cheerful mascot He’s probably called ‘Screwy’ or ‘Mr Screw’ I imagine
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I just don’t know what to think about these
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