waldeinsamkeit • ΔΣΦ • USAF Flight Medic
Joined June 2012
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11 Aug 2024
The Perseid meteor shower peak has me wishing on each one that they’re not missiles
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12 Mar 2024
I like using two french fries as chopsticks to eat my other french fries
unrelated, but do you know any good therapists?
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21 Jan 2024
oh¿ I was supposed to graduate this semester? Change of life’s layout¿ can’t take my final class?
Only option for myself is to declare a minor and take more classes..or so it seems 🤷🏼♂️☑️
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25 Aug 2023
who allowed 3 of my 4 classes this semester to be HEAVY in reading, annotating & writing papers 💀
…and they all use different citation styles & writing rules 😵💫
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23 May 2023
Highly recommend indoor rock climbing to everyone
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27 Feb 2023
Dear College: please stop sending me “Apply To Graduate” emails 🥲 I get it…I technically have enough credits to have a degree. BUT I changed schools 4 times and majors 3 times sooooo 🫡😅 leave me suffer quietly
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.@ChrisStapleton brings the house down with his performance of the National Anthem! #SBLVII
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5 Feb 2023
Im no longer a silly goose.
At this point..
I'm just a dumbass duck.
🤣🤣🤣
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19 Dec 2022
(OSHA inspector walking into Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory) what the fuck
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