Comedian, podcaster, degenerate. My father once called me a bad investment. I’m just trying to live up to his expectations.
Joined January 2021
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Branching out with the podcast and exploring a “Tell All Series” where I riff about former lovers. No real names of course.
Episode 1 “CHINGER”
This one has it all folks. Family secrets, corporate fraud, adultery, kidnapping and a web of lies.
DM for episode link!
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The @HoustonDynamo may have lost but here’s a win you can celebrate.
I’m marrying the most beautiful woman in the world in about 45 minutes.
Sitting here dipping snuff in nothing but some fur lined slippers.
She’s been doing makeup for an hour.
I’ll still be ready first.
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Nicest thing we’ve been called in a while.
I’ll take it
#holditdown
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Wedding itinerary in New Orleans is as follows:
Tuesday night checkin @hotelmonteleone
Wednesday morning brunch at two sisters.
Wednesday night get married 💍 in a cemetery followed by dinner at Cornet
Thursday lunch with a Marine buddy
Friday morning check out
#NOLA
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If you’re not picking up your woman like this so she can see the band better are you even in a relationship?
#love @TheGasLightAnth #music
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#Jorge2024
I’m voting for Jorge because he can walk down stairs without falling.
No seriously I’d vote for Jorge over the other two options
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Happy Birthday to Glenn
He’s a legend amongst men
The lands top broadcaster
You can say that again
Rhymes and lyrics aside @GlennDavisSoc is not only a top notch announcer but a top notch human being who exudes class and honesty.
Happy Birthday Sir
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