This post is like a Who's Who of dumb opinions. Spectacular, in its way.

It's hard to think of a worse song than Love Will Tear Us Apart by Joy Division. Melody, lyrics, performance- all a solid 1/10.

Matt, please stop talking in the name of ‘the British people’ over half of whom think you and JD Vance are utter pricks.

If someone wants to regards themself as English, what's it to you anyway?

I’m not going to amplify Reform’s ad by sharing it, but the wilful misrepresentation of Kemi Badenoch - selectively quoting what she said about ‘white lives matter’ - is disgraceful and dangerous. It needs to be challenged, including by those of us who are not Conservatives.

This is the lying propaganda of race war. It's quite clear now that, under pressure from Lowe and Musk, Farage has decided to abandon his old red lines and move to the far right.

Like I’ve been saying for a few days now, something isn’t right inside Reform. Their basic internal discipline is collapsing. Fighting amongst themselves. Putting out stupidly transparent and inflammatory attack ads. Mucking up the Makerfield selection. There’s an issue there.

He can't quite keep the glee off his face. If he could arrange for there to be a Henry Nowak murder every single day, he'd jump at the chance.

Self-righteousness is one hell of a drug when it can make someone think that he's the good guy for screaming at an 80-year-old actress in the street. x.com/CrimeLdn/status/205992…

Latest tweet to me from National Pulse, the US based Web Site run by former Nigel Farage adviser Raheem Kassam.

The main things I learnt working with @Nigel_Farage 1. His word is not his bond. 2. He does not write emails - no paper trail. 3. He has zero ability to do any detail: 1-hour meetings turn into 56 minutes of Nigel talking about Nigel and 4 mins on the subject the meeting was about. 4. Nigel has no real friends - everyone and everything is expendable. 5. Nigel has enormous energy, but a lot of it is wasted because he drinks and parties too much. 6. Nigel is not an intellectual - he thinks Jordan Peterton is boring. 7. Nigel has spies. 8. Nigel loves money and spends it like water. 9. Nigel surrounds himself with rather facile young men like the convicted posh George. 10. Nigel does not really like working if it is not him being a showman - I cannot even imagine him reading a policy paper. 11. Nigel dictates tweets to Dan Dukes. 12. Nigel has a powerful lawyer behind the scenes who keeps files on people. 13. Nigel is vicious - the plastic sheen is a facade that cons so many people. 14. No idea if Nigel actually has any morality or values or what he believes in except fame and money. @RupertLowe10

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Or as we say in English 'nearly as much salt as five cheeseburgers'.

Oddly when I investigated Zahawi, Rayner, Starmer there were really only a few people being offensively unpleasant. A handful. Tice and Polanski way different.

I bet Corbyn's furious that Polanski's come along and stolen all his fuckwits.

"Zionists will die! Satanic Zionists!” Meet Umza Bashir, the short and tubby one. She is abusing Jews in the streets at a Leeds vigil for the hostages. Mothin Ali teamed up with her and her fellow ultra racist cranks just last Sunday. This is today's Green Party.

'Sheep' is a good one. I wonder if she thought of it herself.

For anyone wondering what a #falseflag is, it's something people put on their social media accounts to show they're an idiot.

"The fact I'm being attacked shows how desperate the Establishment is to silence me." This line is becoming more and more common in politics and is never EVER true.