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they needa hang that Zack Fox tweet in a museum
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Florida dad slaughtered daughters and ex-wife before killing himself. Read more: tmz.me/4em70nf
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Kendrick Lamar had a bunch of niggas who get no pussy screamin “69 God”, like eatin pussy while u get ur meat gobbled is something to be ashamed of, and that’s when I KNEW we were dealing with a level of lame that hip hop had NEVER seen thus far.
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Travis Scott did it with ease
U cannot make a career out of stealing and remaking beats I promise you 😂😂✌🏽
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Microdosing hell by being aware and literate
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All of this just for a nigga to steal yo shit 😒
music industry in 2026: write and produce your own music, mix it too if you can, post on social media at least 5 times a week, do your own graphic design, make sure you cultivate a professional aesthetic, learn how to use meta ads and do those yourself, book your own tours.
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i'm like if a person wasn't
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These gas prices got me doing the speed limit
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Yo no kap Jpegmafia’s music is legit absolute dogshit lmaoooooo
Earl Sweatshirt going at JPEGMAFIA 🧐🧐🧐
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fuck designer I'm dressin like Rob Dyrdek for the rest of 2026
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Papa Was a Rollin’ Stone is a 12:05 minute long song. It’s not until 3:53 that you hear someone sing a word. Labels are not letting bands cook like this on the intro anymore and we are losing!!!
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pro-ai people talking about “embrace technology” and “people acted the same way when the sampler came out”… a sp-1200 never killed 170 school girls
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I do NOT do "promo", i don't do an "album rollout". I make the music, I put it on the internet, and if no one listens to it, I KILL MYSELF.
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Apr 13
how it feels to drop an album in 2026
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Jay Z really ruined the music industry. Damn 🤦🏽‍♂️
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Bro Zack Fox is a world class DJ shit is crazy this nigga is legit a real selector
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Happy 404 Day love my city
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They think you are this stupid.
BREAKING: Artemis II crew captures new photo of Earth.
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ping pong delay on the sub-bass #idontgiveafuckanymore
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海外の方がよくくださる <3 ってなんだろ… 金玉?ありがとう、とてもうれしい
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Bruv… Japanese twitter is 😭😭😭😭

ALT real housewives of atlanta wtf GIF

昨日うんこを食ったんだけど、あまりの不味さに、というか臭さにビックリして全身の筋肉へ瞬間的にフルパワーをかけてしまって、タマと股関節の間が肉離れしたみたいな痛みがずっとあって結構怯えてる。うんこは安全なうんこだからいいんだけど
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