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2025 Topps Chrome Platinum Analysis & Deep Dive In today’s much-anticipated breakdown, I have the distinct honor of presenting you, treasured audience, with a bunch of stuff you already know. Because yes, 2025 Topps Chrome Platinum is good. Like really good. I know, I know. *Big surprise*. And Value Boxes are unquestionably better than Hobby boxes. *Earthshattering*. And production went up over 2023. **YAWN** This product is no longer a secret. Even without odds, collectors have spoken. Streams have been scoured. The nukes have been posted. You're already tired of the "is this any good?" posts. But we are not here today to simply confirm that Chrome Platinum is awesome. We are here to see what the odds sheet is actually telling us. And somehow, for what should have been one of the shortest odds sheets of the year, "Topps Odds Sheet Guy" wanted everyone to think he's been grinding so hard that it required an 11-day grace period after release to finally drop these bitches. I can only presume that's why he found it necessary to repeat everything about 7 times. Respectfully, sir, you're not hiding anything. So the question becomes: Does Platinum Chrome have any secrets left to give up? We already know this release. It's certainly not complex. What good is a tsunami warning if it's 11 days late and everyone has already retreated to higher ground? Well...what if I told you that buried inside this repetitive little fiasco are a few surprises? Some small. Some sneaky. And at least one absolute bombshell that shocked even the Squatch. And I suspect the people who read it here will be some of the first to know. Welcome, finally, to 2025 Topps Chrome Platinum. If you need more of these new product breakdowns in your life, please consider following me on Substack, where I have well over 100 of these, some more distasteful than others, but far more easily searchable than scrolling endlessly through my X feed: substack.com/@slabsquatch Part 1: The Basics Release date: June 5th. Or, in Topps odds sheet time, 11 long days ago. The 2023 and 2022 versions of Chrome Platinum were massively popular. Unfortunately for all of us, we never got a 2024 version with its epic rookie class, so here we are now with 2025 Chrome Platinum...halfway through 2026. But as I’ve mentioned before, this set has a 178-card auto checklist consisting entirely of on-card autos. So honestly, I’m not surprised in the least that it takes an eternity to put this thing together. Part 2: Production Numbers Total cards in the product: 22,480,000 2023 Platinum Chrome: 16,324,400 YOY 37.7% This should come as no surprise to anyone. Once the Vibration parallels were added, we already knew production was going up. The only question was how much. And honestly? I’m not mad at it. At 22.48 million total cards, Chrome Platinum lands in the same general neighborhood as 2025 Bowman Chrome (22.95m) and 2026 Topps Chrome WWE (21.7m). That feels about right. It’s big enough that people who actually want to collect it should be able to find some, but not so big that we’ll be knocking cobwebs off clearance blasters at Wal-Mart trying to make room for next year's Platinum Chrome. Ahem...I'm looking at you 2025 Topps Chrome. For a product this popular, I can live with that. Part 3: Total Production by Format Hobby- 105,000 boxes (8,750 cases) ---> 11.4% YOY (Up from 94,271 for 2023) Of note- due to the trimming of Hobby from 24 packs to 20, pack production actually decreased by 7%, yet box production still increased. Value- 440,000 boxes (11,000 bases) ---> 93.6% YOY (Up from 227,325 boxes for 2023) This is precisely why they added the Vibration parallels. They were imperative in order to increase Value Box production. Yet somehow, even after nearly doubling the production of Blasters, Topps was able to keep them satisfyingly juiced without feeling overly watered down. Part 4: Heat Map Expected Hit Rates Per Box: Hobby- 1 auto, 10.4 parallels, 4.5 inserts, 4.6 numbered cards, 2.2 Quality Hits/box Value- 1 auto per 5 boxes, 6.75 parallels, 1.65 inserts, 1.6 numbered cards, 0.5 Quality Hits/box Note: I found it mildly fascinating that Hobby auto hit rates calculated to almost precisely 1 per box. At first, I expected that number to come in slightly higher because I had seen at least one Hobby rip with an extra auto. Then I remembered I’d seen just as many with zero autos. Mystery solved. Part 5: Value Map This one is a bit tricky because these boxes are almost entirely non-existent at drop pricing, which was $150/Hobby and $30/Value Box. If you are lucky enough to stumble into a Value Box restock at $30, they should be an insta-buy. For realistic purposes, I’m using $220 for Hobby, as that is the current going rate on Blowout. For Value Boxes, I’m using $50, as they can readily be found on eBay in that range. They are currently $60 on DA and out of stock at Blowout. $/card 1) Value- $1.56 2) Hobby- $2.75 $/parallel 1) Value- $7.40 2) Hobby- $21.24 $/Auto 1) Hobby- $473.00 2) Value- $493.75 $/# Card 1) Value- $31.06 2) Hobby- $48.25 $/Quality Hit (Includes Parallels & Inserts /75 or less, Case Hit level or rarer inserts, & Autos /100 or less) 1) Value- $99.00 2) Hobby- $101.20 And here is where the cream rises to the top like a Professor Sports Cards intro. These Value Boxes are reminiscent of those legendary 2025/26 Chrome NBA Hangers that blew the other formats out of the water from a value standpoint. The only metric where Value Boxes trail Hobby is $/Auto, and even that one is basically a photo finish. Value boxes are superior to Hobby in every other metric. And remember, this is based on $50 VALUE BOXES! At $30, which is still very possible if you pay attention or put a lot of miles on your mule, Value Boxes are an absolute cheat code. To put it in perspective, I went back through every format of every product I’ve analyzed this year- 131 total formats- to see how $99 per Quality Hit stacks up. It turns out, of 131 formats, there are only 7 ahead of 2025 Chrome Platinum Value Boxes: 4 are soccer: Chrome Bundesliga Hobby, Chrome Bundesliga Value, Topps Chrome MLS Hobby & Topps Chrome MLS Sapphire. 1 is Wrestling: WWE Chrome Sapphire. 1 is Basketball: Bowman's Best University Basketball. And there's Graphite Tennis just sitting there being all efficient. That’s it. Out of 131 formats, $50 Chrome Platinum Value Boxes rank 8th. At $30, they jump to 5th. I think it's safe to say they're a solid deal. And it won't surprise me to see them dry up at $50 and move to $60 everywhere. Part 6: Best Format Duh. Part 7: What Would the Squatch Do Since we were forced to go into this blind, the Squatch did what any self-respecting sports card prospector would do- went hard after a hunch. I was only able to snag two Hobby boxes from the drop, which, in hindsight, feels like the card gods may have been doing me a solid. On the other hand, I’ve remained wildly diligent in the hunt for Value Boxes and have ripped ~80 so far. Some came from a hot tip from a follower on a Wal-Mart drop (which ended up being another saga entirely), so shoutout to @Whatup_wit_that. Others came thanks to @CardPurchaser and his amazing Discord with all the in-stock notification monitors a cardboard hoarder could ever ask for. And plenty more came the old-fashioned way: finding them in the wild and acting like I didn't realize there was a 2-box limit. OK, kidding. It was 10 max at Dick's. I didn't steal from the kids. I'm still sitting on a case of 40 boxes. The real question now is what kind of willpower do I have. The longer I stare at it, the more I know those boxes probably stand little chance of leaving here sealed. Target had an online drop today, but they dried up quickly. Fortunately, I was able to snag more there as well. These things are out there. You just have to be diligent and ready to strike. Who knows how high Value Boxes will land? I suspect $50 is still a little light. I also think Hobby will stay fairly stagnant until Value Boxes dry up, and then will likely start moving steadily upward as well. This has been one of my favorite products of the year, and I hope you were able to enjoy it if it’s in your wheelhouse. Now let’s hope Topps can take a thing or two from this release and carry that momentum into actual Topps Chrome. Now that Platinum showed us what a fun, balanced, collector-friendly Chrome product can look like, there will be absolutely no excuses if regular Topps Chrome shows up wearing a clown nose again. Part 8: The Print Runs (But First...) Oh yeah. I kinda promised you a bombshell. Well, if you're in this deep, you’ve earned it. So here goes: Get your eBay search fingers ready. In 2023 Platinum Chrome, Red Prisms had a print run of 5 copies each. In 2025 Platinum Chrome? They don’t. The math says Red Prisms now have a print run of 1 copy each. As in... One. Single. Copy. Each. Red Prisms are unnumbered 1/1s. So if you snagged that Griffey Red Prism last week for $550...congrats on that Grand Larceny. You beat me to it. Gold prisms are a bit of a surprise too, but they went the other way. Check that out below. Part 9: The Print Runs For Real Base Cards: 34,055 ea Unnumbered Parallels: Refractors- ~2,810 ea Xfractors (Hobby only)- ~175 ea Base Prism (Value only)- ~1,760 ea Blue Prism (Value only)- ~1,000 ea Gold Prism (Value only)- 20 ea Red Prism (Value only)- 1 ea Unnumbered Inserts: 1955 Rails and Sails (20 card CL)- ~14,050 ea 1955 Double Headers (20 card CL)- ~14,050 ea 1955 World Series (10 card CL)- ~56,200 ea Rare Inserts: Employee SPs (10 card CL)- 25 ea Image Variations (40 card CL)- 400 ea 1955 Cards That Never Were (20 card CL)- ~440 ea 1955 Cards That Never Were Refractor- ~44 ea City Variations (80 card CL)- ~440 ea City Variations Refractors- 11 ea Unnumbered Autos: Base Autos (178 card CL)- ~525 ea #thehobby #SlabSquatchAnalytics #2025ToppsChromePlatinum
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I’m done with @Topps @toppsnowthen The last 3 packs of cards I’ve ordered have all had print issues and have been extremely delayed. It’s a really cool concept but the quality issues have been glaring over and over again. It’s hard to pay that much per card and have so many issues.
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