law student. art history graduate.
Joined November 2013
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4 Aug 2020
snitches get stitches
4 Aug 2020
In tapestry form from birthday boy Pieter Coecke van Aelst: God catches Adam & Eve after original sin. Adam says, She did it! What a tattle tale.
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12 Dec 2019
Just a quick reminder that the Tories have had the last two general elections entirely conducted whilst I've been out of the continent because they're scared of my campaigning abilities. Not just @piersmorgan and @afneil who frighten @BorisJohnson
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25 Oct 2019
Everyone acting like @LilNasX made cowboy hats cool again, when we all know President Kiir of South Sudan has been wearing them at public events for the last 13yrs. Here he is delivering his nation's first ever address at the UN 🇸🇸 🤠
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25 Oct 2019
Apparently George Bush first gave him one as a gift in 2006 and Kiir loved it so much he's never stopped wearing them.
17 May 2019
Artists: *paint stuff*
Clement Greenberg: I've got 99 problems and all this kitsch is one
This tweet was brought to you by the #AbstractExpressionist gang
4 Mar 2019
Sometimes you think that's just how it do be, but actually you made it be like that. Why?
25 Feb 2019
Delighted to accept @BritishCouncil funding enabling me to complete an internship in China. I'm officially a "strategic investment in the UK's competitiveness" sent to "drive forward the bilateral relationship". Don't worry about post-Brexit trade deals anymore, I'm on the case.
21 Feb 2019
"I can connect / Nothing with nothing." Great to see #Eduroam make a cameo in T.S Eliot's #TheWasteLand
6 Jan 2019
"The black country staking a belated claim to have influenced Tolkien [...] claims to be Mordor [are] overstated." @guardian. Inventing a literary connection for tourism and realising the only semi-believable option is #Tolkien's hellish "barren wasteland". Peak #blackcountry
15 Aug 2018
Does @philipmould agree that the end of every #FakeorFortune is Jeremy Kyle for posh people?
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15 Aug 2018
"And the DNA tests reveal, Sir William Nicholson you are...NOT the father of 'Glass Jug' "
21 May 2018
That #StMartin is #PatronSaint of geese is a testament to his magnanimity. Geese gave him away when hiding from those forcing #BishopricOfTours on him. After that betrayal he still becomes their saint! Huge respect. Also can any geese explain their need for a patron saint? Thanks
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19 May 2018
Just been interviewed live on BBC Radio 4 about my gap year fame in China. Thank you to Saturday Morning Live for telling my story. BBC proving it's commitment to #RealJournalism
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15 Mar 2018
'On leaving Rugby he declined to go to an English university...to go abroad again, without any special object, save the vague purpose of what he calls culture, preparation for he knows not what. He declines to choose a profession' Middlemarch. G Eliot @ me nxt time u want beef k?
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14 Mar 2018
Rembrandt did 90 self-portraits (Rubens did 7). He claimed his art had 'the greatest and most natural movement [that] has been expressed' but wiki insists he was 'without vanity'. He definitely be editing his own page. Finally realised self-obsession not good for the #RemBRAND
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22 Nov 2017
Is it true the @cascada_music is playing @StAndrewsUnion during refreshers week? If so @wearmouthjp and I will not #EvacuateTheDanceFloor but we will #FeelWeCanFly
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12 May 2017
Whilst I am stuck on a wooden chair the guard has a comfy recliner and is napping, can't blame him really.
12 May 2017
So now it's 3:28 am. I anticipate my roomate waking up at around 8 at the earliest, so hopefully that's when I'll get into my flat.
12 May 2017
The new guard finds the whole story far too funny for my liking. But he has a go opening my door with my snapped key, to no avail of course.