Future Divorced Father of 3 | unemployed | 5’8 190 | former jv fullback at GLH

Joined November 2024
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Count your days @shakeshack, your shitty as burgers got me pissing out my ass for over a day now
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I feel like @PressSec smells like old Fritos
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Ham sandwiched trying to do my last webworkd assignment ever call me Kash Patel
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Shout out my 8 year old ultra boosts, @adidas keep this quality up!
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Warm weather always reminds me how awful my t-shirts are to wear in public
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Kinda bored at the bar, might just QB sneak my boy
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30 year old Tweaker near me at the brary is rapping to himself in between calling lawyers threatening to sue them. Might just call it a night and start drinking.
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Thoughts on drafting Riley Nowakowski from Indiana in the late rounds? Could be a potential fb/blocking te for us
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I want to know how Michigan fans feel about non Michigan students/alumni who go/went to other schools but are die hard Wolverine fans. Do they see them as their equals? Personally I think their miles worse then actual attending Michigan fans.
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How tf am I supposed to goon and procrastinate my work when my entire apartment Wi-Fi is down. Really need AePi and the Big Yahu to come in clutch today. #PrayforIsreal #IsrailiStrong @netanyahu @AEPi @realDonaldTrump
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Found a earring in my bedroom and not sure if I should ask shorty if it’s her or not, seems like a trap
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Rust Cohle retweeted
How about if we conduct a ground operation in Israel instead and take their fucking nukes away and go get our fucking money back??? How about that.
BREAKING: Israeli media reports that if the United States carries out a ground operation in Iran, it would have to go alone, with Israeli forces not participating on the ground.
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Watching a rando ufc fight night on mute with good aux >>>>
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MSU sports this weekend legitimately makes me want to kill myself
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This lil guy talking hella shit to me right now, fuck you Mr beer
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Tennessee full of inbred fat bitches
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Update: ASig St. Patty’s is currently being overtaken by the Mongal empire, hundreds have perished. More updates to come
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My sources are telling me Pike MSU has had there st patties party shut down, not sure if this is related to the arrest of Brady Beers but will keep you updated. As of now we here the refugees of Pikes darty will be flooding nearby bouses. Look here for more updates.
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Rust Cohle retweeted
BREAKING NEW‼️ Theta ChI President Brady Beers behind bars for sending 🤙
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I’ve heard theta cheese President Brady Beers has been arrested. Tough day for East Lansing, Pray for Brady Beers!
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