Simply a figment of your imagination
Joined November 2019
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1 Nov 2020
I used to make jokes like “I’m so bad at cooking I burn cereal”
Then I burned poptarts in the toaster on three separate occasions
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May 31
I suppose now’s a good time to go through my old Destiny clips huh
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What do any of these words mean
Mark my words...
One of these days, I shall track down ev'ry clotpole who is't did dare sayeth yond I liketh feet, and at which hour I doth, thee shall regreteth ev'r spreading such lies!!! 😡💢
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Is it bad that I can recognize this as craftening solely from the activities being farmed
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EchoIsntReal retweeted
hey @bungie can you make it so that grenades dont bounce off ladders we just lost a really good cryo run
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Jan 21
Are you fucking with me
We've resolved an issue where Destiny 2 would begin installing after pre-ordering Marathon on Steam. We have also resolved an issue where Collector's Edition owners would receive an error when attempting to activate their game code on Steam.
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Watch as an ep 9 actually comes out and Twitter just implodes
Jan 7
I've seen a lot of wild fan theories and actual ARG puzzle solving, but I have genuinely never seen anything like this Stranger Things ep 9 thing
Like every single tweet is a different insane clue that makes no sense but everyone is hyped out of their mind anyway. It's fun!
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26 Nov 2025
Marneus Calgar Jr.
26 Nov 2025
May God strike my firstborn child with lightning if I’m wrong but I just know that doesn’t say *more* ultramarine reveals
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22 Nov 2025
This is literally how we had arguments when we were six year olds
21 Nov 2025
To be clear, Roblox pitched *us* on interviewing their CEO about child safety. We don't ambush people. But he seemed totally caught off-guard by the questions, and got angrier the more we asked.
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17 Nov 2025
If this game doesn't get goty I'm going to lose my goddamn mind
17 Nov 2025
Here's a look at the Most Nominated Games at #TheGameAwards
Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 is the most nominated game in TGA history with 12 nominations.
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8 Nov 2025
It'd be really nice if GW could've hired a single audio technician for their reveal stream
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6 Nov 2025
And the manbaby strikes again
Mizkif is suing Emiru and Asmongold for defamation
He is seeking damages for reputational harm, lost earnings, and emotional distress
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21 Oct 2025
I think this is actually the worst rizz I've seen in my entire life
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23 Sep 2025
Was this supposed to kickstart the rapture then
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20 Sep 2025
This is how you bring in the PvE players
i know i havent played pvp in a while but i didnt know there's raid bosses in there now why did no one tell me this !
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13 Sep 2025
Take me back
13 Sep 2025
8 years ago today: the Leviathan raid was released in Destiny 2.
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5 Sep 2025
This shits actually insane
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