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Cute theory, let's play it out. A monkey hoards a trillion bananas. The troop, enraged, beats him to death. They gather around the pile to feast at last. But... oh wait, there is no pile. It turns out the "bananas" were shares in a banana-launching company the dead monkey founded. The shares were worth a trillion because he was alive to run it. Now he is dead and the stock is worth $0. The retarded monkeys have clubbed their way into a recession. But it gets worse. Half the "bananas" were tied up in a rocket that supplies bananas to monkeys on the far mountain who had no bananas at all. Another chunk was tied up in a little satellite dish that beamed banana coordinates to the troop after a flood took out their trees. So now they realized they beat to death the only monkey who knew how the dish worked. So the monkeys sit there. No bananas. No rockets. No coordinates to get more banananas. Just a dead body and a powerful sense of fairness as they all now became infinitely poorer. OH And somewhere a smaller monkey watches the whole thing and quietly decides he will never build anything in front of these animals again.

Man steals another guy’s backpack in broad daylight, but a bystander in the blue shorts wasn’t having it. He stepped in and tried to get the bag back, holding onto it while the thief refused to let go. Credit to that guy for stepping up instead of pretending he didn’t see anything.

Pioneer blue line audio system from 1970s

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U.S. Route 50 in Nevada, famously known as "The Loneliest Road in America"

Redheads Festival, held annually in Ireland and the Netherlands.

Carrie Fisher poses in the iconic Princess Leia gold bikini during a 1983 Rolling Stone photoshoot promoting Star Wars: Episode VI – Return of the Jedi, a costume that would become one of the most recognizable images in film and pop culture history.

"Hardware Wars" is a 1978 short film presented as a fake teaser trailer mocking Star Wars. The 13-minute film hit screens nearly a year and a half after the release of Star Wars and includes toasters, waffle irons & puns galore

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