Stupid joke maker | Radio DJ @ Fresh 92.7 | Comms, Marketing and Media guy somewhere big #Adelaide

Joined May 2010
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6 Feb 2021
Tennis scoring like... 0 - 15 15 - 15 Orange juice - 30 Love - Orange juice Love - 48 30 - 48 SQUIRREL. SET. MATCH. #tennis #AustralianOpen #AustralianOpen2021
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31 Jan 2021
You know when you plan a whole weekend of activities and jobs, but then you discover a new TV show and 20 episodes later it's suddenly Sunday night...
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28 Jan 2021
I'd rather pour hot sauce into my underwear and put a steak down my pants then walk on molten lava through a pack of hungry wolves while eating a coriander salad and drinking Donald's used mouthwash to the sound of Frozen... than ever try to sell anything on Marketplace again
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24 Dec 2020
Serious question... Are Marina Prior and Mariah Carey locked away and only get released at Christmas time? #carols #CarolsByCandlelight #carolsinthedomain
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24 Dec 2020
Eddie Maguire helping Channel 9 to ruin the only program he didn't feature on. #carols #CarolsByCandlelight #carolsinthedomain #CarolsAtHome
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5 Oct 2020
*Clocks change* Me for the next 2 weeks thinking I can't have lunch at 12 because it's really 11am 🤨
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25 Sep 2020
Wife, "It's totally inappropriate to watch #TheBoys with a toddler in the room" Me,
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30 Aug 2020
At what age do kids understand "Hi hungry, I'm dad"? Asking for a friend obviously
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23 Aug 2020
New game... Drink every time you see product placement on #TheBlock. You'd be wrecked on the floor before the first ad break!
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20 Aug 2020
Without a doubt, the absolute best way to discover that you have a hole in you shoe is when you step in a puddle while walking to work on a rainy morning 🌧️
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22 Jun 2020
How awesome is it when babies discover that they can punch you in the face completely at random
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20 May 2020
Lockdown update... Tina called me last night and told me that she just wants to get the band back together as she misses doing her thing
17 May 2020
When lockdown makes you miss hanging with the boys
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15 May 2020
If you don’t know what show this song was on, your too young for me 🤨😂
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16 May 2020
One thing I've learnt since having a baby is that absolutely every single TV show or movie I want to watch is not appropriate viewing with a small child in the room... According to my wife anyway 🤷‍♂️
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8 May 2020
Us DJs are having a real hard time right now... If you could all text a DJ you know and ask "Hey bro, you got any drink cards?" that would be greatly appreciated
7 May 2020
The last two weeks of virtual meetings have been fun! Zoom meetings are life
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