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I haven't seen any Farage Bailey AI slop adverts and I'm starting to feel like I'm missing out. What HAS happened i wonder
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I am a passionate believer in votes for 16-year olds but I'm also fully in favour of this. These are some crazy mental gymnastics I'm pulling.
Jun 14
๐จ NEW: Keir Starmer will introduce nightly social media curfews for 16 and 17-year-olds as part of the Government's social media ban
[@thetimes]
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In the very odd place of not seeing the appeal in Andy Burnham but also probably/almost definitely going to vote for him, for the simple reason that he's the only leadership candidate who might get a vague semblance of a fresh start
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Ryan retweeted
๐จ Breaking News ๐จ
Andy Burnham vows to invade France and reclaim our ancestral lands.
"The Duchy of Normandy, the Counties of Anjou, Maine, and Touraine, and the Duchy of Aquitaine belong to the Crown and I will bring them home!" He told me earlier today.
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well SOMEONE has to pay for the state pension
Jun 14
Whatโs the point being young in this country? Genuinely, whatโs the point?
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"You described yourself as a sexist--"
"Allegedly!"
"Are you denying it?"
"No."
I'm so confused
Jun 4
๐จ WATCH: An audience member tells Reform candidate Rob Kenyon that she'd "rather have a career politician than a plumber who's a sexist"
"I won't accept that label... I was brought up by women. I have nothing but respect for women"
#BBCQT
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Jun 5
Halfway through the third act Keir has a crisis of faith so Ed gives an inspirational speech to remind him he is, indeed, tuss enough. The climax ensues.
Jun 5
Ed Miliband as a wise old hermit who faintly remembers the old days and wants to see his proudest achievement one last time
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Jun 5
Ed Miliband as a wise old hermit who faintly remembers the old days and wants to see his proudest achievement one last time
Jun 5
Goonies-style adventure film in which the current Labour cabinet go looking for the long-lost EdStone to prove themselves to the electorate
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Jun 5
Goonies-style adventure film in which the current Labour cabinet go looking for the long-lost EdStone to prove themselves to the electorate
It's amazing what you stumble across in rural Leicestershire ๐ฆ
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May 22
Former defence secretary Gavin Williamson announces death of pet tarantula bbc.in/3PiCAJ7
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May 20
Apparently the Uni of Chester has had me (global affairs student) doing a sociology module for a month because they typed the code in wrong. Someone should write a sitcom about this joke of a university.
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May 14
He's just inventing people now
May 14
๐จ BREAKING: Keir Starmer has appointed James Murray as the new Health Secretary
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May 14
We used to be a Proper country with Proper political rivalries (Bevan v Gaitskell, Thatcher v Heseltine, Blair v Brown). Now what are we left with. Keir "Meep Meep" Starmer v Wesley Streeting. A nation in decline.
May 14
๐จ BREAKING: Wes Streeting has resigned from Keir Starmer's Government
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Ryan retweeted
Keir Starmer if he lived in the GameCube era Legend of Zelda universe: โMy father was a wind wakerโ
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May 14
Comedy film where the Hostage MP dies of a heart attack so Buckingham Palace as to keep it secret all morning for fear the Parliamentarians will kill the king
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May 13
Why would I want to know this keir
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May 13
What
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May 12
Have we ever had a Prime Minister so determined to cling to power for seemingly no reason
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