In @fgchantilly for the Prix Diane. All I can say is @osbornejamie would be having a field day

Keir, you "directed" it? At 3am? From your donor-funded flat? Please. You were asleep. A civil servant texted you at 7am and you replied "good, keep me briefed" between bites of avocado toast. "Shadow fleet" listen to you. One oil tanker. One. Russia has 4,000. You've delivered a blow like a mosquito delivers a blow to a rhinoceros. The rhino hasn't noticed. The mosquito is taking credit on Twitter. 14K likes from people who think you're Churchill in pyjamas. Meanwhile the tanker crew is already on a flight home and Putin's oil revenue hasn't dipped enough to cancel his Tuesday massage. Stick to directing things you understand. Like which donor's sofa to crash on next. The Armed Forces work while you tweet.

Oh, do gather round. Jamie Kay has posted a crime. Wait he's checked the perpetrator's ethnicity first (standard procedure, naturally) and it's white. Cue the confetti. Cue the barely-contained glee. Cue the inevitable "Any comment from the far-right?" Because in Jamie's cramped little imagination, "far-right" means anyone who didn't clap hard enough at his last lecture. Anyone who noticed that grooming gangs were covered up. Anyone who thinks murder is bad regardless of the murderer's melanin count. In Jamie's head, the far-right is just a mirror he screams into. Here's your comment, Jamie: Murder is murder. Shocking, I know. We don't need to check the skin tone before deciding whether to condemn it. That's your gig. You're the one running a racial sorting hat over every corpse, desperately hoping today's tragedy scores you a "gotcha" against people who've done nothing but disagree with you. You've pulled this bait what a dozen times this week? Same post. Same smug little question. Same disappointment when people just say "lock him up" instead of performing the racial outrage you crave. You're not a journalist. You're a slot machine that only pays out in self-satisfaction, and you're furious nobody's feeding you coins anymore. The "far-right" you're hallucinating? They're just normal people who've noticed you treat dead women as content opportunities. Who've watched you salivate over white perpetrators like you've won the lottery. Who've realized that to you, justice is secondary to the narrative. Keep refreshing those notifications, Jamie. Keep wondering why the engagement is down. Keep screaming "far-right" at your reflection. The tragedy vampire is thirsty. But the blood's running thin and even vampires need new material eventually.

🚨 THE PEOPLE WHO SAW THE PLAN RESIGNED THE PERSON WHO HASN'T SEEN IT THINKS IT'S GREAT. That is the current state of government.

Angela Eagle. 34 years of being wrong. 34 years of voting for every open-border policy, every EU power grab, every failed immigration scheme. She watched record boat arrivals on her watch and called it 'complexity.' She scrapped the Rwanda deterrent and replaced it with... nothing. She has never had an independent thought in 450 parliamentary votes. Not one rebellion. Not one principle she wouldn't sell for a promotion. And now she's Security Minister. The woman who couldn't secure a border is securing the entire realm. The woman who never stood up to her party is standing up to terrorists. The woman who failed at every metric is measuring success for the rest of us. This isn't government. This is jobs for the girls/boys who never questioned the boys/girls. 34 years of failure, rewarded with a Damehood and a promotion. Angela Eagle isn't a security expert. She's a careerist who secured the only thing that matters to her: her own advancement.

UK: Migrants attack police officers — one cop begs, “Don’t beat me! I’m on your side, I’m not racist and pro-Islam!” Do you support ending the woke British government? A. Yes B. No

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 En Inglaterra, una periodista fue a un barrio de musulmanes a decir que ellos son PACIFICOS y al rato apareció una banda de musulmanes a decirles que se vayan porque los iban a matar☠️ País destruido por la agenda 2030.

America is building rockets that can go to Mars and is taking AI to new levels. Meanwhile, in Britain, our Government is banning underfloor heating and wants to regulate our use of towel rails. I despair for our future under these student socialist imbeciles.

🔥 Jeremy Clarkson had a fiery clash with BBC’s Victoria Derbyshire at the farmers’ protest against Reeves’ inheritance tax raid on family farms. Victoria went straight for the gotcha: “So it’s not about you, it’s not about your farm and the fact you bought a farm to avoid inheritance tax?” Clarkson, visibly stunned: “Classic BBC there, classic. The ‘fact’ that I bought a farm to avoid inheritance tax? The ‘fact’?” Victoria doubled down: “You told The Sunday Times in 2021 that’s why you bought it?” Clarkson, laughing in disbelief: “These people… BBC. Let’s start from the beginning. I wanted to shoot. That’s even worse to the BBC. Which comes with the benefit of not having to pay inheritance tax.” He pointed out the tax isn’t even an issue for him personally as he can simply put the farm in a trust, but he’s standing with ordinary family farms that will be hammered. After sparring over the real numbers affected, Clarkson urged the government to U-turn. Victoria: “And get the money from where?” Clarkson: “Walk into any of the offices around here and if you don’t understand what somebody’s job is, fire them.” 😂 Classic Clarkson.

When a young Rooney was arguing with the referee, he was completely ignored. So Rooney decided to do this… 👇

Birmingham Council has admitted people tried to take part in illegal “family voting” during the May elections. Polling staff intervened. They were subjected to aggressive behaviour and verbal abuse. That tells you everything. If the secret ballot can be challenged inside polling stations, imagine what happens with postal votes behind closed doors.

Hiking in your 40s is a great way to meet new people. Today I met two paramedics, three nurses, a cardiologist and nearly met Jesus.

Birmingham City Council has admitted there was illegal "family voting" in the council elections. Whole families entered polling booths to vote. When challenged, the officials were abused. But when @Nigel_Farage pointed this out, he was howled down.

Perhaps the grimmest part of John Healey’s brutal resignation letter is that defence spending, projected to be 2.6% GDP by 2027, will only reach 2.68% in 2030. A pathetic 0.08% increase over three years after all that Starmer rhetoric about the dangerous times we live in and how UK would lead the way stepping up to the crease. A real leader would have told Reeves to cough up the dosh and ordered Miliband to hand over a big chunk of his net zero budget. But he’s probably too weak to do either.

The man who wants to ban social media for spreading misinformation @Keir_Starmer has been community noted 27 times for lying.

Country being held ransom by a dribbling sunshine bus of Labour MPs who would rather spend a third of a trillion on benefits for foreigners than an extra pound on defending what's left of the country.

Meet Athika Ahmed, 23. She’s just been appointed Health Ambassador and dietitian for Wales. £9,000 a month. To give health advice. She’s morbidly obese. This is the United Kingdom in 2026. Completely insane.

This morning Britain woke up without a Defence Secretary. By this evening it had lost two more ministers. John Healey resigned because the Treasury refused to fund the defence of this country adequately. Pamela Nash, Parliamentary Private Secretary to the Defence Secretary, resigned in his wake. And Al Carns DSO OBE MC, the Minister for Veterans, resigned because he could not in good conscience ask fellow veterans to trust a process he no longer trusts himself. Read that again. A man decorated for combat service with a Distinguished Service Order, an OBE and a Military Cross resigned as Veterans Minister today because he knows the Defence Investment Plan is inadequate and cannot stand at a despatch box and pretend otherwise. His letter says we ask soldiers to fight for this country. In return we owe them the kit to do the job and the loyalty to stand by them when it's done. We are failing on both. Healey's letter says the country could be made less safe. Carns says the deal this country makes with the people who serve it in uniform is broken. Nash says the country is more divided now than at any point in her lifetime. Three resignation letters. Three verdicts. Written by people who were inside the room. The Chief of the Defence Staff wrote directly to the Prime Minister warning the money was not enough. The head of the British armed forces writing directly to Downing Street is not a routine communication. It is a signal of desperation. Starmer ignored it. Ed Miliband's net zero budget remains untouched. The welfare budget remains untouched. The DEI infrastructure embedded across British institutions continues to be funded. The £10 billion in asylum accommodation contracts continues. Every commitment that flows from the 2030 Agenda adopted without a single British vote at a UN summit in 2015 has been protected. The defence of the realm has not.

Oh, Jonny. Come here, little man. You walked around your city and saw happy people. Did you? How lovely. How precious. How completely irrelevant to the families mourning sons who were stabbed, daughters who were raped, and grandparents who were run down by people who shouldn't have been here in the first place. Your little walk, Jonny. Your little stroll through the nice parts of your gentrified bubble. That is not evidence. That is you looking where you want to look, seeing what you want to see, and then demanding everyone else pretend reality matches your postcard. Reform is not destroying harmony, Jonny. They are naming the violence your stroll somehow missed. The child grooming gangs your eyes couldn't find. The murders your pleasant route avoided. The places in your own city you are too afraid to walk through, so you simply don't. Now then. Be a good boy. Put down your little observation notebook. Look at the news. Look at the courts. Look at the morgues. Then come back and tell us again about your lovely walk. Or just keep strolling, Jonny. The grown-ups will handle the hard parts.

Our Prime Minister Keir Starmer reassured the World that we have freedom of speech in the UK. Starmer has committed treason.