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15 Dec 2016
I was in a taxi today and the taxi driver said, "I love my job, I'm my own boss. Nobody tells me what to do..." Then I said, "TURN LEFT"😊😊😊😊
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𖤐ᴄᴇʀᴛɪғɪᴇᴅ ғx𖤐 retweeted
The single women wants to get married. The married men are envying the single men.
Jun 16
Why are Men becoming less and less interested in dating seriously?
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I can never look at a married man and feel a single tinge of jealousy or envy.
Ever.
Jun 14
How does it feel as a guy when you are the last unmarried person in your friend group?
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𖤐ᴄᴇʀᴛɪғɪᴇᴅ ғx𖤐 retweeted
Jun 15
She sees every man who's attracted to her as a gold digger. Now imagine how rich and successful men see women yet they still get married every week.
While rich men don't have an issue marrying broke women every week, rich women don't want to marry men they're richer than.
This is just to tell you that men are better people than women will ever be.
Another day to remind you how selfish and ruthless women are.
Jun 15
“I can't marry a Nigerian. The last Nigerian I dated was already asking me when he could meet my dad. I don’t even think they actually like me.”
— DJ Cuppy, Femi Otedola’s daughter.
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𖤐ᴄᴇʀᴛɪғɪᴇᴅ ғx𖤐 retweeted
Jun 16
Women assume every guys intention towards them is sexual until it’s a new male friend while they’re in a relationship.
Jun 15
‘I dislike women who automatically assume every man's intentions toward them are sexual’
Ohh pleaseeeeee😂😂😂😂
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𖤐ᴄᴇʀᴛɪғɪᴇᴅ ғx𖤐 retweeted
Jun 15
We have a new problem, women with kids want to settle down with men who don't have kids.
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𖤐ᴄᴇʀᴛɪғɪᴇᴅ ғx𖤐 retweeted
Jun 15
25 years ago today, the most ICONIC photo was taken 🐍
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Jun 13
🔥 SPOT ON: Elon Musk Deserves Every Dime He Makes and He Doesn’t Owe Anyone Anything.
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𖤐ᴄᴇʀᴛɪғɪᴇᴅ ғx𖤐 retweeted
Jun 14
madness choke for this side but you go still pay the money sha
Jun 14
I want a man who gets mad whenever I try to pay my bills myself.
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𖤐ᴄᴇʀᴛɪғɪᴇᴅ ғx𖤐 retweeted
Did anyone else read dictionaries and encyclopedias for fun as a kid or am I just weird?
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𖤐ᴄᴇʀᴛɪғɪᴇᴅ ғx𖤐 retweeted
Jun 14
Sometimes it's better to forget about love and focus on how you're going to get money and get yourself out of poverty.
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𖤐ᴄᴇʀᴛɪғɪᴇᴅ ғx𖤐 retweeted
Jun 14
JUST IN: 🇨🇳 China eliminates 12,000 ‘obsolete’ university degrees in push to prepare for the AI era.
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Jun 14
There's a stage called Dormancy period in life. You don't date, you don't like, you don't love. ...you just wanna be alone.
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Jun 13
Normalize letting children tell their side of the story, adults are not always right and some are liars!
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𖤐ᴄᴇʀᴛɪғɪᴇᴅ ғx𖤐 retweeted
Jun 13
when it comes to women don’t do too much, it’s a turn off for them
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𖤐ᴄᴇʀᴛɪғɪᴇᴅ ғx𖤐 retweeted
Jun 14
63 games - which one was your favourite? 💭
#FIFACWC
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𖤐ᴄᴇʀᴛɪғɪᴇᴅ ғx𖤐 retweeted
Jun 14
REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE
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𖤐ᴄᴇʀᴛɪғɪᴇᴅ ғx𖤐 retweeted
Jun 13
I’ve seen these women before, I just don’t remember where
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