I want to make it clear that I am not the Jokester (the DC character in my pic or the real one). This is a parody account. I AM NOT THE REAL JOKESTER
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I’m going to put it out there. If Michelle Obama identifies as a man, I respect his decision and I respect them equally as I would if he were a woman. IMO, people are being pretty transphobic about this. @MichelleObama deserves to be supported no matter what they’ve chosen!
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It’s really brave for giga Chad Elliot Page to get in touch with his feminine side. Even the grizzliest of us men can benefit from doing stuff that would typically be recommended by HR ladies in mandatory corporate meetings.
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Jun 13
US national anthem mogs all other national anthems. Paraguay ran out fucking street performers. Pathetic. We ran out country-style Backstreet Boys that buttfuck each other. Beautiful.
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Jun 11
Wu Tang performance inspiring the Knicks comeback is fucking cinema
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Jun 10
Me, a legal scholar, teaching Karmelo Anthony’s lawyers that they could have gotten him off by simply saying that he’s a retard
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Everything about the Knicks game was embarassing last night. Celebs treating it like Coachella. Trump inserting himself like an assclown. Fans acting like fucking buffoons outside the stadium. Refs with money on the game. Wemby cheapshotting people because he has free reign to.
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I wouldn’t be surprised if the Knicks lose all of their home games in this series. The energy of these millionaires fake fans is strangling the team’s momentum. This is the Coachella of sports finals. Disgusting.
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My face when someone accuses me of farting and I dismiss them sarcastically even though I actually shit my pants
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Women love when their friends/competition get breast reduction surgery. It’s so shameless. Bros would never do that to bros. If my homie wanted to “reduce” his penis, I would never let him do it. You don’t clip an angel’s wings and you don’t chop dong. Not on my watch.
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Putting kool aid on wieners got prison bottoms saying dah bih guh
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It’s so funny that the pride flag added brown and black to be like “all minorities are gay” or something lmao
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May 30
The ref was terrible but Arsenal deserved to lose. Arteta’s decisions were almost all bad, from the starting lineup to the subs. Almost like the early goal was a bad thing; played the whole game on the back foot. PSG is gay, no credit to them. We did it to ourselves.
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May 29
And trust me, he knows from experience!
May 29
this is gayer than having sex with a man
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May 29
Indians are stealing all of the “doing flips to impress girls but landing directly on the crown of their head in a muddy puddle” jobs
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May 29
There should be a small claims court type of deal where if both parties agree to a MMA fight, they should be able to do so legally. Also tickets should be free to the public and these scraps should be held in public squares.
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May 27
My mom left my dad to join the Na’vi and get railed out by dudes that look like Skeeter from Doug if he was a Rasta
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