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30 Aug 2025
UTFT - pay City the 50m immediately.
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18 Aug 2025
Daniel Farke looks like a fat, dishelleved Stephen Hendry
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10 Aug 2025
Anybody questioning the Grealish signing need to give their head a wobble. He improves whatever side he plays in.
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23 May 2025
Really wish we'd signed McTominay
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20 Apr 2025
There's going to be a lot of mental gymnastics going on right now with the loveables. The 🐀 they didn't want to play again, scores the winner
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19 Apr 2025
I'm sure Michael Keane is a lovely bloke, but I really hope he never plays for Everton again.
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22 Feb 2025
Ref gives a pen. VAR review, but can't decide, so advise the ref to take another look himself. He then takes an age. What a fucking farce.
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4 Jan 2025
Managers used to have something about them. If they were failing in the role, they'd do the decent thing and resign.
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29 Dec 2024
There's been forensic analysis to justify penalty awards in recent seasons. Today, Branthwaite's shirt is pulled, and then he's pushed to the ground. No penalty. Remarkable.
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26 Dec 2024
Another good point. Could've been all 3 if the counterattacks weren't slower than coastal erosion
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5 Nov 2024
Grim to see @BBCNews giving the cushion headed, tabloid hack and Trump haemorrhoid @piersmorgan air time. Like his view carries any gravitas
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21 Apr 2024
We're all Cov!
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2 Apr 2024
Dyche covering his mouth, talking to Woan, so he can't be seen saying 'we'll bring Dom on in 10 minutes'
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24 Feb 2024
Beto on for Calvert-Lewin after 67 minutes. Nobody saw that one coming...
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El Beck retweeted
Put it all on orange futures #RishiSunak @piersmorgan
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3 Feb 2024
Petulant interview from Postecoglou. Claiming the ref let things go in Everton's favour is a particularly strange take.
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1 Jan 2024
Whatever happened to this rule?
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30 Dec 2023
Fantastic timing with the tactical changes at 3-0 down.
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10 Dec 2023
Mudryk has somehow got three hairstyles on one head. And they're all from the 90's.
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