Atreides•🌹 The Engine• Wines & Sprits Jedi• Amici di Amici •Cool Shit Coordinator, Unicorn Gawd, Intellectual Hooligan, Moi-Moi King•🎩

Joined March 2011
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This is the best video in the world!!!😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
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Optimus Crime retweeted
Does it solve any of the current insecurity issues in the North or Nigeria?
🇳🇬 Nigerian young man named Yelwa secured the First Place at an International Qur’anic Competition in Saudi Arabia.
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Today. I shall cook early. 🤣🤣
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What did you expect to see? Please. Tell me.
Replying to @ParallelFacts
I don’t trust Natasha again after she couldn’t present any form of evidence to her allegations of sexual harassment.
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“Join a terrorist group today. You can rape to your heart’s content, play real life Call of Duty with enemies that barely have ammo!!! And as a bonus, you get to rake in millions in ransom money!! What’s that you say? Prison? Execution?? Don’t be silly! You’ll get pardoned
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when you’re tired of playing our game!! They’ll give you a book and all you have to to do is hold it and pwomish never to dowit agen, wyk a good widdle boy and you can go home and after a while you can do it allllll again!” That is exactly what the messaging appears to be every
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time I hear “they have been rehabilitated and reintegrated”. Nothing more. These people do not care.
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Optimus Crime retweeted
The country cannot succeed with politicians who have this kind of appetite. And you will never curb this kind of appetite unless you forcefully send a message that will never be forgotten. Everything else is just surface dressing.
Minister Wike shows his newly acquired (Post Opulence) armoured Rolls-Royce Ghost, at a public function. Two Rolls-Royce cars were attached to his convoy at the event. These are the “leaders” asking Nigerians to be patient and endure biting hardships.✍️
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ALT Mmmkay South GIF

BREAKING: The Katsina State Government has ordered the immediate closure of all POS businesses and commercial phone charging centres in Matazu and Musawa Local Government Areas
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He’s not wrong.
Replying to @GossipMillNaija
A lot of of woman in marriage around 40-45yr upward face this. Most men don’t prepare for physical change in their wives and when it happen they tends to lose interest in them. Now the crazy part is younger men are now interested in this women. Na my guy tell me o
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I never understand this. When things go to shit i honestly want her to go.
Replying to @GossipMillNaija
You see the reason why she don’t want to leave the marriage cos she have invested a lot and she can’t allow another woman to enjoy her investment in the marriage. This is why as a man you must Make sure that your woman must invest in your relationships or marriage or else she will dump you where things get bad for both you
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I swear the cocaine coming in now is industrial strength
BREAKING: Katsina State Governor, Dr Dikko Radda, has issued an Executive Order banning the sale, purchase, transportation, and storage of petroleum products in jerrycans across the state due to insecurity concerns
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Optimus Crime retweeted
The former Minister of Youth and Sports, Barr. Solomon Dalung, wrote: People of the North, don’t be deceived. 😭 If it is true that Nigerian soldiers rescued the wife of General Rabe, are the other people who were held with her not human beings? I am happy that she was said to have been rescued, but when I remember the other people who were with her, I feel unhappy in my heart. If you remember, when the terrorists released a video, there were other people seen being held alongside her on the side. So where are they now? Why has it not been said that they were also rescued? Indications suggest that perhaps there was no actual rescue, but rather that the armed bandits released her themselves. People should increase their prayers regarding the insecurity we are facing. May Allah bring us peace and protect Nigeria and its people. Ameen.
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See how he used Gloss over. Abajo. Ko le ya mi lenu fun. No wonder he thinks degrees arent important.
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Wannan shine magana!!!👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
“The problem with Nigeria is that we are self-centered. When the insecurity started in Maiduguri, instead of Nigerians to collectively tackle it, they left it for northerners to face themselves. Now it has spread to the south….”
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It has??? Fantastic!!!👏🏾👏🏾
Two days ago, social media went crazy with people lamenting that the price of gas has increased to N2,500 per KG. Today, the price of gas has reduced to N1,300, and everyone is keeping quiet. Why is it only bad news you people complain about? 🤔
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Free 150k? Mad.
You're offered $50,000 but if you accept it, the person you haťe most in the entire world gets $100,000. Are you taking it ??
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Terrible optics.
Breaking news : Oluwo has granted 10 fulanis boys a new settlements in Iwo he said he’s their father and in-law He asked them to behave well in Iwo he said he married their daughter therefore he will never chase them away.
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If ANYTHING happens there now… hm. The boys sef should give themselves brain.
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It’s also sad to see people make such pronouncements and they haven’t even read the book. Haba.
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The agenda against Nigerians is by Nigerians. We have come with our victim mentality. “A loud thief is a bad thief”.
Replying to @tosinolaseinde
There's an agenda against Nigeria and Nigerians and a lot of Nigerians dont even know it. If you work in fraud in the UK I can tell you for a fact Nigerians are not top 20 of scammers. I have seen more scammers from Asia, the UK and other part of Europe far more .
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