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Uri kureva mukoma Teddy?
Chakashatira kushandira mu mortuary ndechekuti chero musi wawafa unoenda kubasa🙌🏾
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You look like my first husband
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Ladies let’s hear your pick up lines to see if you’ve got game🤲:
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"Chikuru rudo bamnini. Musatsvage zvakawanda Wanda"
From watching the World Cup with people who understand transfer news , player movement , work rate , techinical abilities and player profiles to watching it with “ko sei uyo aenda ega kunokava corner…”😭😭😭😭
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Propaganda I'm not falling for
I don’t think people who are both intelligent and funny realize just how in demand they are in the dating scene.
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Birkins and van cleefs
You receive $30million and you have an hour to spend it.
You cannot buy a car, house, yacht, plane or stocks. What are you buying?
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Isuzu??????
Also audi station wagons??? Please man what is this list???
Mercedes-Benz - Coupès
Volkswagen - Hatchbacks
Toyota - Bakkies
Audi - Station Wagons
BMW - Sedans
Range Rover - SUV's
Volvo - Trucks
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Yes but have I had it?
Overcommunicating is a form of begging. They heard you. They simply don't care.
Stop it.
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Undesirable characters featured all the time
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Lately ive found myself going mute like this too. I think life does that to you as you age. There's literally no reason to fight and haggle. What will be will be
A while ago, someone I really really liked sent a “I don’t think we fit” text to me.
I was in a cab home and I think I was a little too gobsmacked to reply. I had thought we worked just fine, and it actually did hurt. Maybe more than I’d like to admit.
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You say it like it's a problem
Jun 15
SIDE NOTE: You are not polygamous. You just want 2 people to love you at the same time because your parents didn't!
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Normalize leaving vana nana baba vavo. they're equally parents.
Jun 15
She left her kids she does not deserve respect at all
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If you don't drop that opinion in the next three hours I'm reporting your account!!
I have an opinion that will get me hated 😫
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Not Dora The Explora asking us this.
Jun 15
When does Jonasi actually do his job?
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Kupi kwei munhu ari pamba pevabereki vake. Hanty vanokuti mwanangu?
Jun 15
Maswera sei kana mukadzi akafa ndichigara pamba pevabereki vake ini ndofana kuzoenda kupi kana rufu rwapera ????
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Handifunge zvangu kuti nhau yaive pa affordability. There's a certain level of callousness ine mari yavo so. I don't see it translating well in other regions. Zvine kahu new money...
Scott wearing a rare, roulette-themed Jacob & Co. Casino wristwatch, similar models of which are valued at approximately $445,000 ndivo vamaiti can’t afford to go ku Monaco ?
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Hanty munema certificate? 😭😂
I actually think it's an important highlight she brought. Because vamwe vanofunga you can't beba family woman and educated.
Is marriage an academic achievement? 🥹
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