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13 Apr 2019
My brain: laying the groundwork for me to eloquently state my impassioned position with solid facts and a compelling narrative.
My mouth: LETS GET READY TO MUUUUUMMMMMBBBBLLEEEEE!!!!!
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5 Dec 2022
IND 19 - 54 DAL
Final
That's Scorigami!! It's the 1074th unique final score in NFL history.
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24 Jun 2022
Germany ended a Nazi-era ban on the advertisement of abortion services, a measure that had effectively criminalized doctors who provided information about the procedure. The vote came on the same day that Roe v. Wade was overturned in the U.S. nyti.ms/3yf9Oh1
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24 Jun 2022
fuck you roberts.
fuck you thomas.
fuck you alito.
fuck you kavanaugh.
fuck you gorsuch.
fuck you coney barrett.
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24 Jun 2022
I wish 6/9 members of the supreme court a happy impending guillotine.
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17 May 2022
Patrice Bergeron is a Selke Trophy finalist for the 11th straight season, extending his own mark in that category and surpassing the 10 consecutive years of top-3 Hart Trophy finishes by Wayne Gretzky as the longest ever for voted #NHLAwards.
#NHLStats: media.nhl.com/public/news/16…
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19 Feb 2018
doctor: treatment is simple. go see orville, very funny clown
pagliacci: what about pagliacci?
doctor: pagliacci? man i could not name a more suckass clown
pagliacci:
doctor: just downright dogshit of a clown
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14 Dec 2021
Hey y’all! I compiled my best and favorite reloads! No robot voice and now widescreen format! Enjoy!! :)
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2 Oct 2021
One of this weekend’s games in France’s Ligue 1 stands out for some reason.
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29 Sep 2021
this is a must-read, the history of the tiny Moldovan team that just beat Real Madrid.
“There is nothing, NOTHING, that positivity, hard work, a secret nation-building KGB plot and an international gun-trafficking ring can't accomplish.”
26 Aug 2021
So let me put this into perspective a little bit. I don't think a lot of folks truly understand what it means that a team from Moldova has made it to the Champions' League.
I grew up a 15-minute drive from Tiraspol and I can give you a tiny bit of an idea...
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19 Sep 2021
Never. Bring. A. Player. On. To. Take. A. Penalty.
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17 Sep 2021
Scientists can have a little bite of parafilm, as a treat
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16 Sep 2021
We don't think you ready for this jelly
We don't think you ready for this jelly
We don't think you ready for this
Cause its body color may hide bioluminescent prey
Red jellyfish (Voragonema pedunculata) found by an @NMNH invertebrate zoologist: s.si.edu/3EdAQ9w
ALT Red jellyfish
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14 Sep 2021
I don't even mean like, "The pandemic, and climate change, and THE DISCOURSE" I also mean, like, human consciousness and dogs and iphones.
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