Marriage is not easy. In fact, mareej is not for the weak, the faint-hearted, or anyone whose insurance doesnβt cover domestic volcano eruptions. A matatu driver plying the KisumuβBusia route is currently in severe pain after the daughter of Agrippina decided to do a lethal face painting on the son of Adam using hot water boiling at approximately 1824Β°C.
The lady, one Mercy Odoyo, an actress by profession, allegedly poured the unholy water of destruction after discovering that our boy had been supplying electricity without an iota of blackouts to one of her besties.
Instead of calling a family meeting or sitting the legend down to ask why he had abandoned zero grazing, the daughter of Agrippina chose the faster option,, reconstruct the face, upgrade the pain, downgrade the marriage.
Despite attempting to personally escort the boychild to Sayuni departures terminal, madam was released on a soft, tender, moisturized 20k cash bail.
Now imagine if roles were reversed. If it was the woman who had been burnt! Feminists and corporate Shumiletas would be out here gun blazing, hashtags trending, candlelight vigils loading, and the boychild would be staring at a 20-year all-inclusive vacation at the government-owned Airbnb
You see this thing called mareej is not for the faint-hearted. Enter at your own risk. Helmet recommended. We wish Jack Kanders a quick recovery as he bravely circumnavigates this dangerous ocean called Mareej.
May his wounds heal faster than his trust issues. Ni mbaya,, Chesaa! Kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.π