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2 Jun 2024
BEING BROKE IS BETTER THAN MAKING MONEY ILLEGALLY.
Until our youth and graduates are sworn to this creed, plunder of public resources shall continue raving our nation.
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The way you people are complaining about the hydration breaks is insane, overly exaggerated, and silly. It's not that serious. Come on π
To hell with these hydration breaks man. Football is dead in the thick of American nasty capitalism!
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What are sex-enhancing drugs, honestly? Take sildenafil and enjoy.
Smh.
#Times360Malawi
Police in Blantyre have confirmed the death of a businessman White Sani aged 48, who is suspected to have consumed sex-enhancing drugs leading to his death
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Street Lawyer retweeted
one sign that our economy is struggling is the growing number of people vending in our cities
park near a bank or shop & you will be approached by men & women selling tomatoes, tangerines, fish, clothes, shoes, bananas
you can see the desperation & determination in their eyes
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Street Lawyer retweeted
This Brand new Samsung 55 inch Qled 2025 model is readily available for sale in Blantyre.
Price MWk 2.5 million
Call: 0995107377
Jun 15
Week ino mukugulisa chani mbali zakwanuko??
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Street Lawyer retweeted
Co-asking. You can file all the required documentation through WhatsApp.
It's even less complicated than email.
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And you think there's a problem?
Jun 15
Kani ndi zoona kut ma university enawa umapanga apply through WhatsApp ππ
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If you find a lawyer charging 200k for a bail application, report him/her to the MLS. That's too cheap and against the Remuneration Rules.
Pun intended.
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Apparently, the wretched Remuneration Rules aim to protect service quality. It's all a charade. There's no correlation.
Instead, they limit competition & affordability. They restrict market-driven pricing innovation.
It's the reason why 75% of Malawians can't afford legal fees.
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The biggest hurdle against becoming the cheapest lawyer in the entire universe is the so-called Remuneration Rules.
These oppressive rules do not allow lawyers to go below a certain charge. If you are found charging low legal fees, you'll be summoned by MLS.
Insane.
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MAGA
Jun 15
Import the third world, become the third world. Thank you for your attention to this matter! πΊπΈ
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Jun 15
I tell these new legal practitioners. 75% of Malawians can't afford legal bills.
That means they've to battle for clients among the 25% with seasoned and well-connected lawyers.
Insane.
Cut your charges into half and tap into the 75%. Cheap service, more clients.
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Jun 15
Tell these naive undergrads - running or working for a law firm - is 90% business management and 10 % legal work. Their survival after school is guaranteed if they minored in Business management
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Jun 15
My former boss, unmincing ^ straightforward, said, "If a client comes to you with a summons or something of a kind, hammer out a non-lenient bill.
He's desperate and in need of salvation. He'll not only dig deep in his pockets, but his purse, bank account & Airtel money."
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Jun 14
There is nothing wrong with commercials. Let the hustler hustle.
Hydration breaks are a scam, they want you to believe it's about the players, when in reality it's just capitalism, more screen time for ads. That's the American World Cup for y'all
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Race is a myth.
Jun 14
Japanβs goalkeeper, Zion Suzuki, must be destroying the minds of a lot of racists. Turns out the US-born son of a Ghanaian and a Japanese who grows up in Japan is, after all, Japanese
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Jun 14
Imagine if Malawi said it isn't part of Africa and it is applying for EU membership. Nobody would care. You people are just jealous of African countries that are doing better.
Jun 13
You are right but they told us sometimes ago that they're not part of African
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