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Elizabeth Teets @ElizabethTeets

Comedian, Jumpsuit Queen. Isn't She Great @HollywoodTheatr Writer @nytimes @latimes @reductress elizabethteets.com

Joined May 2011
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  • Followers 359
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Elizabeth Teets retweeted
chris ☀️@arcanegold
7 Nov 2024
i love art history! there’s no other reason i’m posting this image of judith slaying holofernes painted by artemisia gentileschi
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Imagine revealing yourself as a Trump and Russell Brand supporter in one go. Anyways, I would like to congratulate Audra on her 100th Tony early.

ALT Patti Lupone Ill Drink To That GIF by Company
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Happy for Audra McDonald today
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Elizabeth Teets retweeted
Carmen IRL@Carmparens
18 Oct 2024
H - nothing wrong with me O - nothing wrong with me T - nothing wrong with me T - NOTHING WRONG WITH ME O - something's got to give G - something's got to give O - SOMETHING'S GOT TO GIVE NOWWWWWW
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RT @Gabrielle_Korn: Thrilled to make my debut in @mcsweeneys by speaking out on an important issue that impacts us all
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RT @atcnements:
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Elizabeth Teets retweeted
Tom Zohar@TomZohar
23 Sep 2024
I have nothing to add on the Olivia Nuzzi scandal except to say that Lily Rabe and Dennis Quaid are going to absolutely kill it in the limited series Ryan Murphy is probably cooking up as we speak
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Elizabeth Teets retweeted
janey e jones@toobluehair
11 Sep 2024
beautiful tweet
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Elizabeth Teets retweeted
Guy Branum@guybranum
11 Sep 2024
To be clear: I also put out.
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Time to stop for a little iced coffee
Breaking911
@Breaking911
9 Sep 2024
BREAKING: Harvey Weinstein rushed to hospital for emergency heart surgery - ABC
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I’m pitch something unhinged to @TheCut drunk
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RT @elaine_stritch: how do we get Patti LuPone on Hot Ones
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Me and @gregmania
✧@northstardoll
2 Sep 2024
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Elizabeth Teets retweeted
k8 ⎕@noposhchoc23
2 Sep 2024
it’s time.
Charli
@charli_xcx
2 Sep 2024
goodbye forever brat summer.
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Why is it always “u up?“ and never “come jump in bimbo friend, let us do it again: hit the town, fool around, let’s go party!”
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I would like to amend my previous statement about which Gallagher brother is correct in all matters
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The new Sabrina Carpenter album shouldn’t be this good. I won’t explain further.
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Elizabeth Teets retweeted
Pete 🏳️‍🌈@PeteAscolese
28 Aug 2024
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I am a special type of white trash…she died when I was 30
Qadi
@Bigqadi
23 Aug 2024
Did y'all ever get to meet y'all Great Grandma? Seriously tho....I wanna know
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Nothing feels dated quite like hearing a Fergie song.
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