Now: Melwood Global | Then: State House reporter @WWLP22News | @chronicle5 | All opinions are my own | Queen of typos | IG: @EllenFlem

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Sometimes that Boston accent slips out when you least expect it
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The #1 girl dad in the game stays winning
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Strong episode of @WhatChaosShow today. Didn't love that the mention of a strong, independent, and funny woman was completely glossed over, but there is always room for improvement - 3/5 stars
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Could be worse…could be raining
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You would think I would enjoy watching a bunch of grown, rich men embarrass themselves in front of thousands of adoring fans….but this is too sad for even me to handle
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I used my Bruins rally towel to dry my hands in the bathroom & everyone thought I was making a statement on how bad this game is…..but in reality there were just no paper towels #sports
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I know little about hockey…but the second hand embarrassment I’m feeling right now is palpable
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It’s Tax Day and he hasn’t asked me to be his taxes yet 💔
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Pete surprised me with a McDonalds Diet Coke today too. Never been more in love.
Got to break this news to my wife and she acted like I told her we killed Bin Laden again. Bravo Husbands rise
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The last thing anyone wanted when USA won was for it to become political. Can’t cry “don’t make it political, people just look for stuff, etc.” with this. It was all avoidable
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Yes, what a loser life I must live
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Remember when you were a starte house reporter and weren’t totally fucking retarded? What a loser life you must live
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Remember when MAGA lost their mind when athletes respectfully took a knee to protest police brutality because they were making sports politcal And then the USA Men’s hockey team laughs along with Trump while chugging beers with the Director of the FBI and publicizes it
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Ellen Fleming retweeted
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‘Heated Rivalry’ creator Jacob Tierney tells @WhatChaosShow he almost asked Carly Rae Jepsen to write an original song for the show. He plans to reach out to the singer for season 2.
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Shocking amount of Crime Mob and Rascal Flatts for 2025
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Happens to the best of us
Everyone stated that it was a freak accident that caused #NJDevils Jack Hughes’ hand injury. I’m being told he accidentally leaned on a glass, and it broke, causing the cut that Elliotte Friedman referenced in his report.
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Damn, I got got
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I asked my wife out like 75 times before she finally said yes the week after Valentine's Day. no shame in being a Down Bad Meter merchant
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Kiefer Sherwood is good at hockey! Make sure to hit that follow button for more hot sport takes from me.
The key to a happy marriage is Kiefer Sherwood Presented by @SIASport
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First night with a guy at his house, he hands you this glass - what do you do?
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The whole fam is now invited over for the annual Saint Patrick’s Day corn beef and cabbage feast at my moms house 🇮🇪 See you this March @rihanna
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Rocki Irish Mayers Sept 13 2025 🎀
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Already captured one
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We should be allowed to hunt 5’6 men for sport. Something sinister about a man who is that specific height
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Look I’m happy @PeteBlackburn didn’t get hurt…but the fact that I severed my thumb tendon 3 weeks before the wedding by simply closing a jar & Pete fell this hard with a glass in his hand without injury feels unfair.
Wedding was a success
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