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May 29
Green card applicants are required to leave the United States and simply submit a death certificate to reapply. ๐บ๐ธ
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May 27
Director of National Intelligence @TulsiGabbard is resigning. She is to be replaced by @netanyahu
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23 Jun 2025
Florida is just days away from achieving a nuclear weapon. Florida Man is developing highly enriched methanium at a rapid pace. We must strike key trailer parks soon.
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24 Jun 2025
@realDonaldTrump please don't let Florida develop nuclear methanium. You must act fast and strike key trailer parks NOW!
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11 May 2025
Shoutout to @BillGates for pledging his entire fortune to @gatesfoundation. I will be donating my fortune to the ElvisFoundation.
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18 Apr 2025
BIG LIFE NEWS! I got a new belt!! The belt l've had the last year has SUCKED. I had too much pride to return it to @Walmart. Well, after a year of straggle, this piece of ๐ฉ is finally broken. Really looking forward to this new chapter with @Dockers.
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25 Mar 2025
Iโve discovered a new phenomenon. 11:31pm-middle-aged-woman-on-cocaine-shopping-@Burlington-in Burbank.
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1 Apr 2024
You know when someone says, "These accusations are CATEGORICALLY untrue." They did that shit.
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19 Jan 2024
Sometimes I feel bad watching #MMA knowing the serious damage these people are taking and how difficult a lot of their lives will be once symptoms really set in. Kind of sick..but so entertaining! ๐๐๐ญ
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14 May 2023
My two favorite people to make laugh are prostitutes and my mom.
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