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9 Apr 2023
IMPORTING A CAR YOURSELF AND IMPORTANT DETAILS TO TAKE NOTE 📝 OF. Importing a car as a first timer can be hectic especially if you have no clue on what to do. First, you need to understand that there are rules/regulation/policies to follow for 🇰🇪👇🏿. 1. YOM - Kenya allows only 8 year and less cars in the country, this means as of 2023, you can only import from 2016 onwards, if you unknowingly pay for a 2015 car backwards, it means you won’t be able to clear that car at the port…
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Waiters Kanairo hua natip thao ata wagawane ata akue mmoja, JKIA wale vijana wa currency exchange thao wagawane, A man/woman manning a premises naingia na ananishow directions ndani lazima apate kitu🤗.
I normally judge people with how they treat waiters and their house helps.
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I’m ngua Texas uone those crazy freeways 🛣️ running to thousands of miles nonstop
The road newtork in the US is insane. That's how to open up a country
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Bois naona umeshona Kikhaligraph bana. Well done uko gym
Routing for Egypt tonight, a team and country that once gave me opportunities when others wouldn’t.
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Elvis retweeted
I can’t believe we ditched this niceness for Hass avocados 🥑
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Elvis retweeted
Hold up😂😂😂 No way this is an English song😂😂😂 I don't even want to type the things I used to sing😂😂 |@esssy_kinyua|
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Lol it doesn’t work that way mate, You’re confusing citizenship with guaranteed entry. CBI passports have faced scrutiny for years because many countries don’t treat them the same way they treat citizenship acquired through birth, ancestry or long-term residence through employment or family ties. A passport can be bought. Trust in that passport cannot. That’s why the “buy passport and go anywhere” narrative keeps colliding with reality, Netherlands and so many countries usually don’t allow entry for people with CBIs, you will still get a visa. Also the passport is not $10k, its around $250,000 before additional fees.
Replying to @Kimuzi_
With 10k USD you can buy a St. Kitt and Nevis passport and visit the US any time you want
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Kenya iko sawa jomba huoni Tutam is inevitable bec he’s doing amazingly🤗😌
Are we losing the battle fighting for our country?
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Jealous people will report them😂, uzuri ax doesn’t work based on roadside fitinas
Account ya Mwalimu Josh main imerudi. And imagine ile ingine pia ilikua na good paying content 😂. Two accounts on Elon's payroll si mchezo 😂
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Hua mnatuingilia sana aki😂. Hapa X si naonanga most active tweeps doing spaces paka asubuhi are just in Kenya farming for Elon’s coin from morning to morning nalala naamka wako on?Huko TikTok waKenya in Kenya wako live paka saa tisa asubuhi trying to chase the never coming bag.
When most Africans and Kenyans in particular travel to European or Asian countries they feel so lonely and end up on social media as their communities. They are live 24/7 trying to connect with people back at home. If you can make it here just stay at home.
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This is a key issue I have come across. I enter a room with educated people who have no idea about how the government works
I absolutely love how the Kenyan middle class is highly educated but yet they extremely struggle to grasp concepts
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Paid activists prepare work apparatus to protest 🪧 against high unga prices soon.
With no rain in the North Rift some farmers have started ploughing again because their maize have dried up and can't be salvaged. Prepare for food shortage and high prices of Unga come next year.
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Praise God, Take Masidis Out, Open roofs, Enjoy summer🥳🌞☀️
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Umevaa kifundi just in kes BMW BMWs you😭
Somewhere 87.3km from Nairobi.
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Right now she would be on a PnP job tied to a mere Ksh 1 million loan to pay for 10 years whilst getting a -ve payslip condemned to servicing the loan. Congratulations to her
In 2014 Gladys Chepkechei Tarus was sent away from RTS Eldoret on allegation that she was pregnant. The media covered her story and even went to the parliament to defend her story. She really wanted to join the discipline forces. When that door closed another one opened. She went to Canada and won Vancouver Marathon in 2017. This Week she graduated as a Nurse in Toronto Canada. Congratulations Chepkechei
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The true Gachagua is the reflection of his lowlife and low compensated bloggers. 2027 make a mistake of voting back Kasongo or Gachagua, just shut up until 2032, don’t come to tell us Wantam, the economy is bad, we are depressed anga umenunuliwa. We will support the govt of the day fully but just shut up and lay on your bed.
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Elvis retweeted
This is how Andrew Tate views you Eve Maina🥲.
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Andrew Tate, Tristan, Candace Owens, Dan Bilzerian juzi were on a space discussing wayahudi and 1.6 Million people tuned in. Now Andrew and Tristan have been arrested today (made up charges). I am 100% sure wayahudi are cooking up charges for Candace and Dan Bilzerian. Walijam
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Elvis retweeted
Kenya has the largest budget in East Africa Kenya ksh.4.8T Tanzania’s Ksh. 3T Uganda’s Ksh. 2.9T Ethiopia’s Ksh. 1.9 Rwanda’s Ksh. 686B.
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Unahitaji madawa (ata si dawa) kuliko sisi.
Replying to @Elvis_Localman
Kumbe hii ndio dawa yenu🤣🤣🤣😂
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Pua pipo farming on Elon’s farm are now up trying to get views from laughing at Raila’s death funnily they will be the first to parade pay-bills here when the same tragedy befalls them. The north doesn’t forget.
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