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You’d have to be really forgetful to go and have a slash without washing your hands after this ffs.
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What has Elon Musk taken from you? So ask many including Andrew Neil.
Here's the answer:
He has taken our peace of mind.
He has purposefully pushed us apart, divided us further and profited from our loss of community.
And that is hard to ever forgive.
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Weatherman doing a mea culpa on the telly after saying this weekend would be about 30 degrees and scorchio earlier in the week.
Not good enough.
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Isn’t it amazing how politicians grow some bollocks at the whiff of the top job?
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Jun 11
My youngest and I have just watched a 19 year old lad solo sail across the Pacific on YouTube.
“What was you up to at 19 dad?”
“Well In the late 80’s it was normal to float away most weekends”
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Jun 11
A bit distracted lately as I’ve spent a fortnight trying to get 3 different hospitals and a doctors surgery to coordinate info onto my health app so my treatment can move on.
Fuck me sideways!
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Jun 9
Quickly followed by the first “Turn it in love, I’m trying to watch the match here” caught on film.
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One of the earliest kisses ever captured on film. It was recorded in 1900 at Thomas Edison's studio and lab in' New York. The scene is actually a recreation of an earlier film from 1896, also titled The Kiss, which is widely credited as the first on-screen kiss in cinematic history. The use of the same title has led to some confusion Over which came first.
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Jun 4
Good job this one isn’t afflicted with the extreme hubris of other politicians.
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Jun 4
Quick tip for any newlywed lads. If your Mrs has had a hard day at work and you’re in early, cook her a nice meal and as she’s finishing up tell her the reason it was better than her usual cooking is it was made with time and care.
They love that.
#Toptips
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I see that #TwoTierPolicing is the top trending item this morning.
Let's make this very simple — it does not exist in the UK.
It is a racist dog whistle invented by the far-right, Reform UK.
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Totally agree. I find the extremely distasteful that whilst simultaneously saying Nowak’s death should not be politicised, they, in the very same breath, use Nowak’s death as ammunition to have a go at their political opponents who call out legitimate issues with the public service that directly led to Nowak’s death.
So galling!
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The Morning Poll: Would you cut down on meat and dairy to cut carbon emissions? trib.al/cOZtBhZ
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We are the U.K establishment and we’d really like you to stop noticing things.
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