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em 🐙 @Em_TurpTurp

well damn Jackie I can’t control the weather

Joined August 2012
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em 🐙@Em_TurpTurp
12 Jul 2016
ladies and gentlemen don't you dare ever settle for being treated like you aren't worth it
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em 🐙@Em_TurpTurp
21 Jan 2023
#GoHeels
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em 🐙@Em_TurpTurp
24 Sep 2022
#GoHeels @UNCFootball
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31 Mar 2022
This is Oliver. He wanted you to have these flowers. Picked them out himself. Hopes they’re your favorite color. 14/10 thank you Oliver
blonde golden retriever sits with a bouquet of yellow flowers in his mouth that he picked out himself just for you

ALT blonde golden retriever sits with a bouquet of yellow flowers in his mouth that he picked out himself just for you

the blonde golden retriever still has the yellow flowers in his mouth. he hopes you love the color

ALT the blonde golden retriever still has the yellow flowers in his mouth. he hopes you love the color

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30 Mar 2022
This is Lou. He's at his first vet visit. Waiting for test results to see if he's a good boy. Feeling confident. He studied hard for this. 14/10
small, black and tan dachshund puppy is standing on the counter in a vet’s office looking very pleased. he’s confident he’s a good boy

ALT small, black and tan dachshund puppy is standing on the counter in a vet’s office looking very pleased. he’s confident he’s a good boy

the dachshund puppy is now laying on the counter and looking at you with puppy dog eyes, proving he is a good boy

ALT the dachshund puppy is now laying on the counter and looking at you with puppy dog eyes, proving he is a good boy

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10 Mar 2022
This is Horton. He's been doing yoga for months. Would like to share that he can finally touch his toes. 13/10 please clap
A tiny, cream colored french bulldog puppy with a yellow vest sits in a basket on a purple pillow. His front paws are outstretched, as he has been practicing for months & can finally touch his toes. Please clap

ALT A tiny, cream colored french bulldog puppy with a yellow vest sits in a basket on a purple pillow. His front paws are outstretched, as he has been practicing for months & can finally touch his toes. Please clap

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1 Mar 2022
This is a covert secret agent. Can infiltrate any room completely undetected. Usually disguised as a teddy bear. 13/10
A woman is sitting on a train with a tiny brown puppy tucked in her purse. He surveys his surroundings with a little smile, plotting his next daring mission

ALT A woman is sitting on a train with a tiny brown puppy tucked in her purse. He surveys his surroundings with a little smile, plotting his next daring mission

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Kristen Arnett@Kristen_Arnett
15 Jan 2022
if a ham can spiral so can i
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Santa’s Danto@SandyDanto
11 Jan 2022
Oh, you didn’t have any taste before Covid either, honey
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Ron Iver@ronnui_
11 Jan 2022
My toxic trait is that if I came across a bear in the wilderness I think it would really appreciate little head scratches
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Rachel@femaleredhead
26 Dec 2021
motion sickness is so embarrassing. like oh no the car is moving why don’t i throw up about it
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em 🐙@Em_TurpTurp
1 Dec 2021
my first graders have been playing this game at recess this week where their goal is to keep the girl from getting to her “ex boyfriend” and have to chase her to stop her from talking to him… I think I’ve played this game before in real life
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15 Nov 2021
This is Chevy. He doesn’t mind the colder weather because he gets to wear his hoodie. It’s very cozy. 13/10
8 year old pomeranian. mostly white but black fur around the eyes like a raccoon. he’s sitting on a couch and has a grey hoodie on. he is doing a closed-mouth smile and it’s precious

ALT 8 year old pomeranian. mostly white but black fur around the eyes like a raccoon. he’s sitting on a couch and has a grey hoodie on. he is doing a closed-mouth smile and it’s precious

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em 🐙@Em_TurpTurp
11 Nov 2021
deal
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em 🐙@Em_TurpTurp
30 Oct 2021
Put us on the big screen 🐺 #GoPack #myhorizon
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27 Oct 2021
This is Chad. He’s a very good boy. Likes being held. Fluffy and portable. Weird bark but that’s okay. 12/10 would definitely pet
small, yellow, fluffy dog with orange beak sitting in the palm of someone’s hand has his head tilted to his right

ALT small, yellow, fluffy dog with orange beak sitting in the palm of someone’s hand has his head tilted to his right

now the feathered dog is staring straight at us

ALT now the feathered dog is staring straight at us

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21 Oct 2021
#ad This is Jade. She was tied up in a bag and thrown from the window of a car before being rescued by a passerby. She’s since found her forever home and spends her days cuddling with her best friend, a rainbow narwhal. 14/10 @subaru_usa #MakeADogsDay
blue heeler pup lying in a very fluffy bud next to a rainbow narwhal. she’s looking up at the camera. she looks thankful

ALT blue heeler pup lying in a very fluffy bud next to a rainbow narwhal. she’s looking up at the camera. she looks thankful

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em 🐙@Em_TurpTurp
27 Sep 2021
do you think we’re going to hear Trap Queen on an oldies radio station 20 years from now and be mad our kids don’t know who Fetty Wap is
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16 Sep 2021
This is Tony. He’s been patiently waiting for hot girl summer to end so he can start his wrinkly potato autumn. 13/10
baby english bulldog standing on a rock. colored leaves are on the ground around him. his tongue is out

ALT baby english bulldog standing on a rock. colored leaves are on the ground around him. his tongue is out

he’s now on a bench beside a massive pumpkin. tongue still out

ALT he’s now on a bench beside a massive pumpkin. tongue still out

same bench same pumpkins. his expression is now one of awe

ALT same bench same pumpkins. his expression is now one of awe

he’s now leaning over a log

ALT he’s now leaning over a log

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31 Aug 2021
This is Rusty and Coop. Rusty’s hugging technique is still aggressive and a little bit overwhelming. Grateful he has a friend to practice on. 13/10 for both
A brown and white German Shorthaired Pointer is on top of a Golden Retriever trying to give him a big hug.

ALT A brown and white German Shorthaired Pointer is on top of a Golden Retriever trying to give him a big hug.

A brown and white German Shorthaired Pointer is on top of a Golden Retriever trying to give him a big hug.

ALT A brown and white German Shorthaired Pointer is on top of a Golden Retriever trying to give him a big hug.

A brown and white German Shorthaired Pointer is on top of a Golden Retriever trying to give him a big hug.

ALT A brown and white German Shorthaired Pointer is on top of a Golden Retriever trying to give him a big hug.

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