unintentional super power to always open medication on the side of the leaflet ~ Hates glitter
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16 Dec 2019
DROWNING IS SILENT. It’s not going to be what you’ve seen in a movie. NO thrashing around with arms in the air, NO screaming for help and drawing attention. They will sink silently. Keep your eyes on your kids/teens/adults/swimmers/non swimmers. Retweet for awareness. ♥️
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5 Feb 2024
What the heck ??
13 Nov 2023
Someone heard I was South African and asked if I knew Tyla and I was like, not personally? Then had to explain that not all coloured people know each other?
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6 Oct 2023
#cpt I’ve just had to tie our trampoline to the palm tree after it took flight momentarily
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2 Sep 2023
Facebook just friend suggested a person that we unsuccessfully resus’d a Month ago. #fuckyoufb
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21 Aug 2023
a budgetary amount to goto tomorrowland 2024 is approx 85k (flights, accom at the event food and a wee bit of spending cash), has anyone here been, worth it?
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29 Jun 2023
We did some late night work and I offered to treat our above and beyond staff to a late night fry up only to find that mcd’s and kfc are no longer 24/7. When did that happen ? What do night owls do now ??
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18 May 2023
Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary ‘it feels like yesterday’ my fok Marelize
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14 Apr 2023
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9 Apr 2023
Solar experts I have a Q. I have a 5kw Deye hybrid inverter with a 5 kw Hubble lithium & would like to hook up a 425w solar panel. So the Q: is there a minimum solar voltage requirement, can I connect just one panel at first ? Thx fam.
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19 Mar 2023
Lawn mower unalived itself half way through the job. Thankfully I’m not OCD. Just irked.
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14 Feb 2023
Our @SingaporeAir flight had to turn around today after 4 hrs in the air due to #CycloneGabrielle . Singapore has put us up at a hotel and treated us to an exceptional meal. This is phenomenal service.
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24 Jan 2023
Anyone on here with contacts at st John’s ambulance in New Zealand?
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23 Jan 2023
Need advise pls, I’m traveling to NZ soon, 1) do I convert my spending money upfront and take cash or do a tap as needed when I’m over there? 2) Will the Mastercard work in NZ automatically or do I need to inform my bank ?
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17 Jan 2023
If you have a Bosch dishwasher series 4 you can use the timer during load shedding, it restores with remembered log and should you have an outage during its cycle it starts off where it stopped. #adulting
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