Southern Nurse: The Just Touch Your Face Lady. #justtouchyourface #chickenjuice Emily Annette Fans on Facebook
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10 May 2021
Update: my mother demolished all the chocolates. Ate them all. Shared not a single one. I’m gonna buy a whole cake & not share. That’ll teach her. 😂😂
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9 May 2021
Lest anyone wonder where I got my personality... my brother sent Mom flowers for Mother’s Day. He also sent her chocolates. I photographed the flowers as she asked. I asked if she wanted me to take a pictures of the chocolates, too. She declined. Because she hid them. From me. 😂
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12 Apr 2021
Dear @Target , in case you wonder why your Plus Size clothing sales don’t do well... 1. You hide them in the back corner of the store without so much as a sign. 2. They’re hideous. Honest to God, WHO is gonna wear this?? Just make regular clothes, only bigger. Not that hard.
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31 Mar 2021
Why oh WHY do I never stop & get gas in my car while it’s nice out?! Nothing as fun as pumping gas in the pouring rain. #ineverlearn
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24 Mar 2021
Had a colonoscopy Monday. Apparently, while still under the effects of the amazing drugs, I was full-on obsessed with the tiny cans of Diet Coke. Apparently, I talked to the them. The Diet Cokes. This is why I do not use mind altering substances.
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17 Mar 2021
Hi, my name is Emily & my super power is managing to do something incredibly loud when I’m trying to be quiet.
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10 Mar 2021
One year ago today, I made a video. What a year it’s been. The 1 year anniversary of Touch Your Face!!!!!
youtu.be/mifJVhGusyk
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26 Feb 2021
Money making idea: Rent-a-kid Tech Help. They show up at your house & you feed them dinner & homemade cookies. You hand them your phone & tell them what you can’t do. They fix it. You pack up the cookies, sneak them some cash & send them home. Because I’d rather die than call IT.
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22 Feb 2021
Here is genius personified. Why did we not think of this on our own??? (Affiliate link: click it, buy it, I get $$)
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19 Feb 2021
If you do not follow @Zacksploitation on @instagram , you’re 100% missing out. Ack ack!!
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18 Feb 2021
Ladies & Gentlemen, the Patron Saint of East Tennessee, if not the entire South.
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17 Feb 2021
What flavor is it? “Berry.” How does it taste? “Um... pink.” I do NOT mean that nicely. 🤢
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