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1 Feb 2025
The door is locked and this sticky note has been on it for at least 15 minutes. Who even knows what time it was put up?
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6 Nov 2024
I've never read anything more exciting
2 Nov 2024
On January 20, the Trump White House will advise all U.S. water systems to remove fluoride from public water. Fluoride is an industrial waste associated with arthritis, bone fractures, bone cancer, IQ loss, neurodevelopmental disorders, and thyroid disease. President @realDonaldTrump and First Lady @MELANIATRUMP want to Make America Healthy Again. @michaelpconnett
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3 May 2020
fuck it lady gaga needs to see this x.com/NANAZIA3/status/125692…
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27 Apr 2018
Story of my life x.com/betchesluvthis/status/…
27 Apr 2018
We came up with 10 delicious LaCroix and alcohol pairings that you have to try. betches.co/2HVUoER (IG: simplestrand)
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5 Apr 2018
Evan: *looks at something on tablet* " ..FOUR WIENERS??"
Me: "..WHAT!?"
*looks*
"THATS AN UTTER! That's where milk comes from! It's cow boobs!"
Evan: "more like cow DOOBS!"
....who is my child? 😭🐄😭
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21 Mar 2018
My god, I've never read a more accurate statement. However, in usually Ernie 😭😭 x.com/FemalePains/status/976…
28 Jan 2018
Evan: "mama, this yellow one is lemonade flavored... but this other one is steering wheel flavored 😑"
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5 Jan 2018
Evan: "..DOOON'T LOOK!!! ...NOOO PEEKINN'...!!! * loudly whispers to self* that's how ya cheat!"
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22 Dec 2017
This. Except i put it between my middle finger and ring finger. Don't ask. 😑 x.com/femalebook/status/9443…
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14 Dec 2017
"Mama, Rosie (the guinea pig) pooped all over auntie hailey's room. That's why she's a piece of garbage"😭😭😭😭
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5 Dec 2017
CAN SOMEONE JUST EXPLAIN INSURANCE TO ME? IN STUPID WORDS I'LL UNDERSTAND? HOLY SHIT.