Dear Lord,
Please place a protective shield over the five boroughs tonight.
Watch over the street poles, traffic lights, parked cars, and every citizen considering climbing something they absolutely should not be climbing.
Grant patience to the NYPD, strength to sanitation workers, and mercy to any Spurs fan currently trapped in Manhattan.
May the trains run, may the couches remain unburned, and may Jalen Brunson continue performing miracles.
In the name of Patrick Ewing, Walt Frazier, and every long-suffering Knicks fan who waited for this moment—
Amen 🙏🏼