My gammonesque sunburnt feet have similar marks to Foodieβs face π but to be clear, my markings are down to a dodgy parasol and not parasitic filth on the skin π π»
Chantalesque blur, but we move-back in the uk after a wild one, Benidorm hen-do,back on me pile of pillows in me witch nightie with my actually handsome other half! Big scamtal could nevahh!
Night one million of feeling like the Princess and the Pea with zero ability to get comfy in bed π« Chronic pain is a pain in the arse. And hipsβ¦and neckβ¦