This is my pinned tweet.

Y'all this has me dying. I tried using just a simple hashtag-trump and look at all the options I had before I got to just his name. 😂

...and she lived happily ever after. ✨

Don't forget to leave out a Nobel Peace Prize for Obama tonight. ✨

Today I got all the stadium food. 💕

Just dropping by for a little reminder to cut your toxic, abusive ex out of your life. They haven't changed and never will.

Free your inner silly goose. Then ride it into battle

Elon vowed to cure world hunger if the World Food Program could outline a plan to do so for 6 billion. They did, and Elon did absolutely nothing, and has become the world's first trillionaire. This man also systematically dismantled the US' foreign aid programs after this time. So not only did he not fulfil his promise, he actually deprived millions more of food, emergency healthcare and other life saving supports. With less than .5% of his net worth he could save 10s of millions, real human lives. He spends his days shitposting on Twitter and he was even stupid enough to tank his companies in valuation by literal 100s of billions just to call some guy a pedo, and people applaud him. We shouldn't live in a world where millions die of hunger while others have more money than most countries. Humans have their priorities screwed up.

Look, I'm not saying I'd go all the way with a boy on the burger and fries couch. I'm just saying my inhibitions would be way down and the night might take us some places.

HOOOooooooo!!!!

It's cute that they think we put on sundresses for their benefit when really it's that we don't feel like putting on a bra or pants.

I get stadium food today!

I have a condition that prevents me from going on a diet I like to eat food

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It's wild to me it's been two years and I still get regular notifications about people liking/sharing/commenting on this 😂 #yabunchofhornballs

Maga just out there humping in public….

It's kind of annoying that it's been 5 years and Tom Hardy hasn't realized he's my boyfriend yet.

If it rains at the UFC fight on Sunday night, I’m sure we’ll hear how it was Joe Biden’s fault.

Almost all of my favorite things on a single plate. 🩷 #shitler #cheesefries