Emperor of the United States and Protector of Mexico, as recognized by at least 3 federal and state agencies.

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I am not at war.
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There is a non-zero chance I will get to drink some Cheerwine out of the Stanley Cup. Awesome.
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As long as he didn’t call it NC barbecue.
Records provided to me show a man named Nils Lucander applied to be interim mayor of Charlotte despite not being eligible because he is unaffiliated and lives in the town of Davidson. Applicants were asked to submit their resume but Lucander instead attached this picture of food on the grill. Looks good.
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This is incredible journalism by @indyweek Every Durhamites' blood should boil: corporate landlords getting major property tax breaks county tax office incompetence = big budget holes for the city indyweek.com/news/durham-bud…
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Records provided to me show a man named Nils Lucander applied to be interim mayor of Charlotte despite not being eligible because he is unaffiliated and lives in the town of Davidson. Applicants were asked to submit their resume but Lucander instead attached this picture of food on the grill. Looks good.
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I have two FF drafts going on now. In one someone just traded up for the pick on the clock. The other, guy who is now OTC said he wanted to trade back and I sent an offer. It's been almost an hour for both and I can hardly stand it.
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There are rules in this town buddy.
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DONALD TRUMP HAS FALLEN ASLEEP AT THE NBA FINALS IN MADISON SQUARE GARDEN.
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Be Kind. 💙💜💙
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I’m getting another one 😭😭😭😭😭😭
If the Carolina Hurricanes score 4 goals in the 3rd period to tie the game I’ll get a stormy tattoo. Please, for the love god.
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If the Carolina Hurricanes score 4 goals in the 3rd period to tie the game I’ll get a stormy tattoo. Please, for the love god.
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Some horses are camera shy... Golden Tempo is not one of them. 😏
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GOLDEN TEMPO WINS THE BELMONT STAKES IN ADDITION TO THE KENTUCKY DERBY

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Temu ass looking siren
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Real minisoldr vibes from Platner today
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Of interest to @EricMGarcia and anyone else who follows #ncpol. More evidence of my assertion that being a genuine @Canes fan wins elections in NC, while faking your fandom is a very bad look.
The U.S. Senate candidate posted AI-generated images of the Carolina Hurricanes, then struggled to name a favorite player. #ncpol Story here for @TheAssemblyNC from the campaign trail—> theassemblync.com/news/polit…
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Meanwhile, if you look at Josh Stein's @NC_Governor profile, literally almost half his posts are pro-Canes retweets. I am convinced this is a major reason he is relatively popular in this polarized state.
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God forbid we have fun sometimes
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