Official human liaison of panther-kind and chief site reliability engineer at ScorpInc.
Joined November 2015
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21 Feb 2020
"YOU SAY YOUR AGAINST FOSSIL FUELS, BUT I SEE YOU POURED DIESEL INTO THAT LARGE GLASS BOTTLE THAT YOU'RE NOW STUFFING A RAG INTO"
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1 Jul 2025
13:12 MAKE A WISH.
ALT A phone screen showing 13:12 as the time on Tuesday, 1st of July. The background is a very handsome mid-sized fuzzy plushed family staring at the viewer, slowly hypnotising them. The only app on the home screen is the Louis Vuitton app.
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Snowy Vera retweeted
14 Jun 2025
Enterprise Bargaining Agreements are out, Enterprise Demanding Agreements are in. We're here with our Killbot-5000 series lawyers to ensure you get paid meal breaks if Mahogany Row wants to avoid cut brakes:
scorpinc.solutions/blog/ente…
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21 Jan 2025
THERE'S NO PUBLIC HOLIDAY ANYWHERE AROUND THE WORLD TOMORROW!?
WISHING I HAD A FUNCTIONING TIME MACHINE SO I COULD GO BACK AND DELAY A FEW EXECUTIONS/ASSASINATIONS BY COLONIAL POWERS TO FILL IN THE CALENDAR.
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21 Jan 2025
ALTHOUGH, IF OL' CHARLIE CARKED IT TODAY WOULD THEY MAKE TOMORROW A PUBLIC HOLIDAY OR DELAY IT FOR A FEW DAYS DUE TO ENGLISH BUREAUCRACY?
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Snowy Vera retweeted
21 Jan 2025
🎶 dog and sheepie, dimmies forever, fluffy asses and eating set menus 🎶
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15 Jan 2025
GOOD THING ABOUT THE MODERN GLOBALIST CULTURE IS FINDING NEW PUBLIC HOLIDAYS.
ANYWAY I COULDN'T WORK TODAY, JOHN CHILEMBWE DAY IN MALAWI.
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Snowy Vera retweeted
9 Dec 2024
Thankfully the Year Of Luigi references have re-entered relevance.
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Snowy Vera retweeted
9 Dec 2024
Due to a time loop stranding our Holiday Workforce Training Manual Printing in 2023 we are doing a non-emergency recall and retraining on all Holiday Workforce Santas to ensure they are understand all your Balatro and Godzilla in Fortnite references. scorpinc.solutions/blog/reca…
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Snowy Vera retweeted
1 Dec 2024
Get your holiday workforce needs sorted with ScorpInc, our specialised and trained cryptids are ready for all your warehouse, mall santa, and present delivery needs: scorpinc.solutions/blog/holi…
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Snowy Vera retweeted
31 Oct 2024
Two kinds of people: the ones that include “sign off, name” as part of their signature block settings and those who carefully craft every sign off to suit the tone and feeling behind the email.
Regards,
You’re dead to me.
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時をかける猫ニャ181"Cats Who Leapt Through Time"(20171031)
『ハロウィン🎃🐈⬛Halloween』ちょうど 7年前🎨ケンちゃん、付き合ってくれて、ありがとニャ。#尾道市立美館 #尾道 #Halloween
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I was unaware that the Space Age DLC for @factoriogame (released today!) was going to be a paid thing, but for a game I've sunk about 1000 hours into over the course of the last eight years, it was a no-brainer.
My favorite game of all time - the devs deserve all the love <3
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Snowy Vera retweeted
1 Oct 2024
God forbid men have hobbies
30 Sep 2024
a fully restored panzer being removed from the basement of an 84-year-old German man
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Snowy Vera retweeted
14 Aug 2024
the ideological divide between 'mechs as aircraft' and 'mechs as tanks' is as fierce as any of the battles the machines fight
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Snowy Vera retweeted
12 Aug 2024
anudder time goatlympics 🥇
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3 Jul 2024
THE CHERNOBYL DUGA RADAR STATION WAS NOT DESIGNED TO CAPTURE SIGNALS IDENTIFYING MISSILE LAUNCHES BUT RATHER ANGELS FLYING TO CLOSE TO OUR PLANE, A SOURCE OF ENERGY BEYOND WHAT WE ARE CAPABLE ON EARTH.
THE EVENTS OF 1986 WAS A DIVINE RETALIATION.
ALT a long range shot of the Russian Duga radar station near Chernobyl, a series of giant interconnected towers like a net for electromagnetic signals, in the background a smaller version can be seen
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