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Employee Tears @EmployeeTears

I make you feel good about hating your job.

Joined August 2021
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Showing up 2 hours late to work with tiger face paint from the zoo.
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they should let you leave work early if the vibes are off and you hate it there…
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Kinda rude that you can't block co-workers on microsoft teams but ok.
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y’all ever drink an iced coffee so strong that for like 4 minutes you have hope?
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Jobs be like: “yeah we will give you unlimited PTO. But we will make you afraid to use it.”
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Can someone come to my job and beat me tf up. I need the week off.
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The early bird gets to cry for a little bit longer in the work parking lot.
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Oh you want me to work…. in December? When there’s sugar plum fairies dancing and chestnuts roasting on an open fire. Get real.
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Hey @Boeing I have a strong reason to believe my manager is a whistleblower.
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Is it shitshow or shit show? I want to get this resignation letter just right.
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Good morning to everyone except the companies that require applicants to upload their resumes and subsequently ask them to complete a form entering the exact same information.
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My job does this really cool thing where instead of hiring people to take on new roles in the company, they just add the extra workload to everyone else’s job roles instead.
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Is it shitshow or shit show? I want to get this resignation letter just right.
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How do I teach my body that my fight or flight response is suppose to be for life or death situations, not answering an email.
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Only 7 hours, 55 min and 35 more years until I'm done with work.
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Fake laughing with customers is actually a skill and we should be allowed to add it on our resume.
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PTO stands for "prepare the others" because I won't be there.
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If your job is to tell me how to do my job, you should at least know how to do my job.
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When I get to work, I first hide. Because a good worker is hard to find.
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I wonder what my job description says today?
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