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Joined November 2022
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Birds are real
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The existence of “umami” implies the presence of “O Daddy”
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My lovely family
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Read my Breaking Bad fan fic.
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I make reflections in life based on Looney Tunes.
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Oh sure, do the stereotype
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I've never been touched by the long schlong of the law.
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Need some advice
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I have an out.
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Playing @SelacoGame for the 7th time. I can't wait for the new content.
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I before E, except after C, unless your name is "Keith".
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In this house, we have standards.
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I got the new job that comes along with a huge raise. Drew is happy.
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Makes my mouth water.
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I planted Honey crisp apples, Red Sentinel apples, a pecan/hickory hybrid, Michigan hazelnuts, and shit load of paw paw trees this year. These trees are going to outlast me as my life legacy.
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Trying to be romantic with my wife:
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Gets pulled over. "Are you the good cop or the bad cop?"
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It's been a while since I hit someone with the piss disc
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I find out if I get the new office job on Tuesday. Wish me luck.
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