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Enda @Endaldo

Never far behind.

Joined January 2009
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Enda@Endaldo
27 Oct 2017
Home @GuineaGrill
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Enda@Endaldo
16 Nov 2025
No Premier League. No Formula 1. What a shitty weekend. I blame Starmer and Reeves.
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Enda@Endaldo
15 Feb 2024
Just found out that Mars discontinued Topic bars in 2021. Absolutely devastated.
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Enda@Endaldo
13 Feb 2024
Odds of a GenXer going skiing without getting injured decreasing every winter. Strong #MastersOfTheAir vibes over on Insta.
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Enda@Endaldo
11 Feb 2024
He thinks the 2% goes directly to the US, doesn't he? Like an insurance premium.
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Enda@Endaldo
8 Feb 2024
Also where Fallon stole the idea from for the Sony Bravia ad that won every award going. #Advertising
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Enda@Endaldo
6 Feb 2024
I'm old enough to remember when the ads on @TfL asked us not to put our feet up on the seats, or eat food in the carriages, rather than telling us to report sexual harassment, assaults, and to watch out for thieves trying to steal gadgets. #London
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Enda@Endaldo
1 Dec 2023
Such a poor obituary. Like a Wikipedia article written by a 8yr old. theguardian.com/music/2023/n…

Shane MacGowan obituary

Lead singer and masterful songwriter for the Pogues who brought punk style and attitude to Irish folk music

theguardian.com
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Enda@Endaldo
30 Aug 2023
This is complete bullshit @SkySportsNews. Shevchenko at £30.8m in 2006 is £50.44m today. Rio at £29m in 2002 is £50.95m today. Alan Shearer at £15m in 1996 is £28.53m today. Etc. skysports.com/football/news/…

Premier League transfers: Andriy Shevchenko and Rio Ferdinand top all-time inflation-adjusted fees

Andriy Shevchenkos £31m fee in 2006 would be worth £215m in todays money; seven Chelsea players make all-time XI for inflation-adjusted fees during Premier League era; Blues spending during first two...

skysports.com
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Enda@Endaldo
25 May 2023
That Sean Duffy ranked in a list of top ten cops. The times they are a-changin @adrianmckinty theguardian.com/books/2023/m…

Top 10 cops in fiction

At war with the establishment, putting themselves in reckless danger and succumbing to terrible habits, these unreliable figures are dependably entertaining

theguardian.com
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Enda@Endaldo
12 Mar 2023
Good work @KeelinMcCarthy
ILPA@ILPAimmigration
12 Mar 2023
Replying to @ILPAimmigration
@BerryAdrianC @conorgearty @fionascolding @SqueakinglyJen @jed_pennington @gregoceallaigh @OlliePersey @gardencourtlaw Kathryn Cronin @MirandaButler3 @OnePumpCourt Keelin McCarthy @sianmcgibbon @sophiecasel @MarianneSchonle @ZoeBantleman
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Irvine Welsh@IrvineWelsh
23 Feb 2023
People who say there aren’t any brilliant literary novels about contemporary England anymore have obviously never read this.
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Enda@Endaldo
19 Jan 2023
The Bath Road in Chiswick is a river.
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Enda@Endaldo
29 Dec 2022
At least Pele got to live long enough to see his beloved Argentina win another World Cup.
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Enda@Endaldo
24 Dec 2022
So, what are you doing this weekend then? I'm homeless mate. What do you think I'm doing? FFS.
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@itvnews
23 Dec 2022
"Are you sorting the economy out?" "That's exactly what I'm trying to do," Rishi Sunak responds to a homeless man at a London shelter today while serving him breakfast The PM says the government has pledged £2 billion to tackle homelessness and rough sleeping over three years
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Enda@Endaldo
17 Nov 2022
So based on that budget/the ONS data, it's going to get worse before it gets better. But then before it gets better it's going to get even worse.
Enda@Endaldo
6 Nov 2022
None of you are really going to Mastodon. Stop lying to yourselves.
Enda@Endaldo
2 Nov 2022
35 years since I did this. @TheParachuteReg #GloryDays #halcyonyouth #slidingdoors
Jim Thwaite@JT3185
26 Nov 2021
P Coy Trainasium - Test your fear of heights with the aerial assault course! Pass or fail event. STANDBY GO! @TheParachuteReg @3PARA @2PARA_HQ @supportourparas @16AirAssltBCT @Pegasus16X @ITC_Catterick
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Enda@Endaldo
30 Oct 2022
"Fuck you Robin Hood and your merry band of cunts." Best line in the brilliant The Bastard Son & The Devil Himself.
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Enda@Endaldo
28 Oct 2022
Please give what you can. #greatcause #charity
Larry & Paul@larryandpaul
28 Oct 2022
🙏 Asking you once again to dig deep to help former Government Ministers who have been kicked out of the Cabinet.
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Enda@Endaldo
14 Oct 2022
This is everything about life.
Jake Murphy@Murphy_jake93
7 Oct 2022
A highlight from Anderlecht V West Ham yesterday - This guy being an absolute gentleman and then causing absolute carnage after 😂😂😂⚒⚒
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