Chicago | Tech | Rockstar | I’m just here to enjoy the show…
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27 Dec 2025
For those of you looking to lose some weight in 2026:
- Join a fitness class
- Walk as much as possible (invest in a walking pad)
- Track your calories (honestly)
Give it some time. You’ll get there.
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Oh he’s a victim…
non-equity partners at certain law firms start at $600k.
and there’s a guaranteed* career track for it.
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didn’t even know i had CI/CD experience. So i just need to learn some Ansible and Kubernetes and I’ll have all the basics down at least.
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EV retweeted
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if you show up every day, the results don't have a choice.
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Ladies and Gentlemen one of the proudest day of my life!! I am now a Cisco Certified Network Professional in DATACENTER
I can’t believe I’m writing this! A CCNP DC?!?
I am so thankful and grateful for this! I still can’t believe it!
CCIE DC is next!!
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yeah ngl just hit a quick chest workout and ya boy is lookin amazing after this pump 😭
i ain’t take no picture tho so imma spare the TL.
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If i could look like that all the time just relaxed, I’d be happy with the physique. But I’m overly content right now so i ain’t trippin on it.
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aye man say man 😭😭😭😭 the most racist part was the names.
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Cheat code:
weigh your food out.
while you’re eating (because what else are you doing? watching TV?), put your measurements in MyFitnessPal
Now you have no reason not to calculate your calories.
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Hmm. For my IT / tech people, some things to consider:
- Brush and floss your teeth, scrape your tongue, and use mouth wash
- Work on your soft skills and personality
- Bonus: work on your appearance
You and the world around you will thank me later.
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And please feel free to add to the dental hygiene routine. This is a learning space.
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Like i ain’t finna sit up here and bash my “coworkers” but like…i see what’s happening.
but let me focus on myself.
that last tweet was just some general observations that were just recently prompted.
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The second one. Bro NOBODY wants to work with an asshole. Or some Eeyore ass person. Or the know it all.
Be aware of how you come off man. Idek how yall even gettin jobs actin the way yall act.
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The third one is optional but people tend to treat you better when you care about your appearance. You don’t have to dress like a nerd or be out of shape. Or have untamed hair.
Don’t commit to the nerd IT archetype if you can avoid it.
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I kinda fucking hate his dad bro
Jun 14
Rick Brunson:
"I have all his trophies. He has not 1 trophy at his house. I'mma get his MVP trophy too"
LMAO
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i took 290 photos for the general expression like, stencil thumbnails this morning.
glad i got that first round down lmao
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i would say cringe. i would say uncomfortable. but it wasn’t even that serious. just needed to do it. somethin new and unfamiliar.
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wish my skin didn’t have all these blemishes but aye mane i ain’t perfect. imma do whatever i need to do to get this IG page to 10k lol.
really 20k-50k if im being honest and vulnerable but let me get to 10k first. sh*t 5k right now 😭
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