A product of obscure design

Joined January 2010
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When I die, bury me in the @benandjerrys ice cream graveyard
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Daddy doesn't stop for stop signs before he's had his coffee
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Why are all the Whos in Whoville fucked up like genetically
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Do you think there are brothels in Whoville
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🚨SIGNED GIVEAWAY🚨 To win: 1. RT 2. Comment #ProBowlVote [any Packers player name] Rasheed Walker Dontayvion Wicks Aaron Banks Colby Wooden Brandon McManus Matthew Golden Romeo Doubs Evan Williams Josh Jacobs Keisean Nixon Jordan Love Zach Tom Matt Orzech
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The tweet ages so well
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Another update
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I draw the line at being sent reels that give advice for my job (you know who you are)
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Fortune favors the rock hard 😈
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Season's Cheesings
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Ashamed to open Google this morning and the last thing I looked up was "what's a chef's bib called"
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3 Sep 2025
The fact that someone looked straight at a purple onion and named it red onion really bothers me.
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Thank you Dallas ….. GO Pack Go! 🧀🟢🟡
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Other Eric DePhillips on Facebook got divorced so that means, statistically speaking, if I ever get married it'll last until I die of a stroke at 63
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Crying over beaver rehab videos atm
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Happy @lorde album release day to all those who celebrate
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If my name was Lilith I'd tell people I was mentally Lil all the time
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Mosquitos shouldn't be allowed to bite you while you're pissing
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30 May 2025
One week of Downpour. Response and support from y’all has been insane. Share it with everyone you know open.spotify.com/album/6RauA…

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