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24 Jan 2025
The other place has some good politics and naked people but this place still has more funny motherfuckers.
I need more of y'all to migrate over there so I stop peeking over here and letting my faith in humanity/the future dip further
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*exhaling into a bubble wand like its a cigarette* ...fuck it. you guys wanna play pretend or something
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Thinking about how my grandmother has done the crossword puzzle every day for decades so she's probably had to internalize what EMO is and who DUA Lipa and Brian ENO are cuz they're such common clues
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Watching the porn awards episode of Party Down and my spouse quickly accurately clocked, "i dont think the woman next to Stormy Daniels is really in porn" so I looked her up....
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Her name is Diana Terranova, and she has 90 acting credits in mostly mainstream movies, primarily playing strippers.
Then 16 CREDITS AS AN ANIMAL WRANGLER, SPECIFICALLY SPIDERS.
People are so interesting!
I never met anyone with big fake boobs who loves spiders and WASN'T GOTH
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Jun 16
adderall makes me so pliant and submissive . yes i will email you back
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Jun 16
Chicago classics. I love that I live in the middle one.
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Jun 13
The Chicago Astronomer Society at the West end of the 606/Bloomingdale Trail in Logan Square @AstronomerJoe #Chicago
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Jun 15
RT @NatalieGABand: If you complain about El*n Musk, it would behoove you to stop using the r word since he is absolutely part of its resurg…
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Jun 14
One myth about Chicago that I wish was true.
When i was 10, my cousin told me that the monkeys at Lincoln Park Zoo will throw up gang signs if you throw one up at them.
They dont. 😔
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15 Sep 2016
I've been cool around George Clinton and the Dalai Lama but I'll forever regret not asking Gene Shalit for a pic
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In the vesppertine. Straight up "björking it". and by "it", haha, well. lets just say. My hidden place
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Jun 12
Was shooting a Pride event for @glittergutsy at Chicago Symphony Orchestra and saw this classic Walter Peyton/Sir George Solti poster in a back room. Instantly transported me back to childhood.
Pretty sure I saw this in multiple principals' and pediatricians' offices for YEARS
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Jun 12
So curious about this giant painting in my neighbor's window. Image search was no help, anyone familiar with it?
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Jun 10
This combination (96° F with heavy thunderstorms) can be so fucking delightful/sexy/refreshing if you have the day off... and so fucking miserable if you have to work or have any serious obligations really.
Good luck everybody.
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Do people know that they can now subscribe to The New York Times for free if they have a Chicago Public Library card? Go to the CPL website, go to the online resources page for newspapers, and they're touting near the top of the page. You just click a link, provide your library log-in information, and it creates a free NYT account for you. Sweet.
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Jun 9
Her shirt sleeves grow an additional stripe every year
The legendary Michelle Phillips of The Mamas & the Papas turned 82 last week!!
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I mostly follow Chicago music history groups on fb and one thing I've noticed was how much more interwoven rock, blues, and soul acts were in the '60s and '70s.
Drooling over this 1970 bill for a one day festival at Soldier Field with MC5, The Stooges, and Funkadelic
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Jun 5
American Pop (1981) - Punks!
#animation #ralphbakshi
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