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The modest collection so far #thrilljoy #chase #superchase
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🚨BREAKING: Due to our oversight efforts, GOOGLE commits to offer ALL creators previously kicked off YouTube due to political speech violations to return to the platform. BUT THAT’S NOT ALL. Thread:
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America will never be the same.
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RT this & comment👇 What you’re collecting: 1. Cards 2. Funko 3. Comics 4. All 🧞‍♂️💨 Genie deployed in the DMs. 🎁
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Attention Guardians of the Galaxy fans! 🪐 Win this Cosmo Funko Pop signed by Maria Bakalova! RULES: • Follow @swau_official • Like this post • Repost for extra entry • Tag 1 friend per reply for extra entries • Follow @swau_official on TikTok for extra entries GOOD LUCK!
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Crowd roars when Trump is shown during the national anthem.

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You can’t make this up. #USAID
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THE 33 BIGGEST LIES EVER SOLD: 1. “Men can get pregnant.” (Basic biology says otherwise.) 2. “Diversity is our strength.” (Actually, unity, shared values, and strong families are our strength.) 3. “We need to give the government more power and pay higher taxes to fix the weather.” (Because the same people who can’t fix potholes will somehow control the climate.) 4. “We need mass immigration to sustain our economy.” (No, we need strong families, better education, and fewer handouts.) 5. “You’ll own nothing and be happy.” (Translation: You’ll be poor, dependent, and controlled.) 6. “The science is settled.” (Science is never settled; questioning it is how it progresses.) 7. “The vaccine is safe and effective.” (If it were safe, they wouldn’t need immunity from liability. If it were effective, you wouldn’t need endless boosters.) 8. “Gun control reduces crime.” (No, it just makes law-abiding citizens defenseless.) 9. “The government will take care of you.” (No, it will make you dependent and strip you of freedom.) 10. “Ukraine is fighting for democracy.” (It’s a corrupt regime banning opposition parties and churches.) 11. “We need to censor misinformation to protect democracy.” (Censorship is what destroys democracy.) 12. “Climate change is an existential crisis.” (It’s a tool for wealth redistribution and control.) 13. “The rich don’t pay their fair share.” (They already pay the vast majority of taxes.) 14. “Drag shows for kids are about inclusion.” (No, they’re about grooming.) 15. “Ivermectin is just horse dewormer.” (Funny how it was a Nobel Prize-winning antiviral before Big Pharma needed a monopoly.) 16. “Muslims with boxcutters did 9/11.” (Because it totally wasn’t a certain group of “dancing” individuals caught celebrating as the towers fell in freefall.) 17. “Jeffrey Epstein killed himself.” (Just like all the other people with dirt on powerful elites who conveniently commit suicide.) 18. “The Clintons are innocent.” (And their associates keep accidentally shooting themselves twice in the back of the head.) 19. “The Patriot Act is about protecting Americans.” (No, it’s about stripping your rights and turning the U.S. into a surveillance state.) 20. “Hunter Biden’s laptop was Russian disinformation.” (Until it wasn’t, and the media conveniently admitted it after the election.) 21. “Trans women are women.” (No amount of surgery, hormones, or forced pronouns will change DNA.) 22. “There’s no war on Christianity.” (Yet somehow, every other religion gets a pass, while churches are burned and Christians are demonized.) 23. “Trump colluded with Russia.” (The real collusion was Hillary’s fake dossier and the FBI cover-up.) 24. “COVID came from a wet market.” (Because it’s a total coincidence that a virology lab was right next door.) 25. “The moon landing was 100% real.” (Why hasn’t NASA ever gone back with today’s advanced technology?) 26. “There’s no global elite controlling the world.” (Then why do the same billionaires, bankers, and WEF members decide global policies?) 27. “Your digital currency will never be used to control you.” (Until they freeze your bank account for “wrongthink.”) 28. “The Federal Reserve is necessary for a stable economy.” (It has devalued the dollar by 98% since its creation.) 29. “Fluoride in the water is good for your teeth.” (More like good for keeping people docile and reducing IQ.) 30. “Electric cars are better for the environment.” (Until you factor in lithium mining, battery disposal, and the coal-powered grids that charge them.) 31. “There’s no depopulation agenda.” (Yet the same people pushing vaccines, GMOs, and processed foods also say the world has “too many people.”) 32. “GMO food is safe and healthy.” (If it’s so safe, why do they refuse to label it in the U.S.?) 33. “Size doesn’t matter.” (Until it does.) Did I miss any other big lies? Drop them in the comments.
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🚨 Scott Jennings methodically explains to CNN panel that America finally has a real President again: "I'm just struck by the fact that we have a president again." YES. 🔥 “I mean, look at this guy's day three speeches, 196 executive actions, holds a 90 minute press conference narrating each one as he goes along. I mean, Joe Biden could not and would not offer the kind of transparency or vigor to the American people that we got here on day one from Trump." “The words that came to mind to me were gritty, resilient, determined and audacious." "There's not like a more, perfect, advertisement for the value of these qualities in modern America. I mean, you think about all the things that happened to him winning, losing the court cases, nearly being assassinated." "It's rather audacious what he has accomplished, winning this election and taking office today."
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A historic day, made it to digital movie 1,000. Had to be something special, and it is. The @twisted_twins classic #americanmary 😍😍
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Ripped some @Topps #chrome #starwars blasters yesterday. I got the infamous " mirror, check your hair " 1/1 all chrome card 🤣🤣 I'm sure it's just a printing error, no biggie
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Dude creates the best Christmas song of all time x.com/StoolBackstage/status/…

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Justice Thomas sprung a killer question on the ACLU lawyer: "What remedy are you seeking?" Strangio, flummoxed by such a seemingly simple question said an injunction. Justice Thomas then asked "practically, you would get different treatment based on sex?" and the trap was laid. Strangio said the plaintiff (a girl who identifies as a boy) would be allowed to get drugs for "a typical male puberty" despite having a "birth sex [of] female." That answer made clear that girls who identify as boys would get a right under the Constitution to testosterone, but boys who identify as boys would not, which is...sex discrimination! Genius.
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